Local brew might offend women

... Brit slang runs afoul of America's Homeland Security stupidity. ... give us some time guys. ... We hope to straighten out this shit later this year.

This week’s row about welfare reform threw up several shocking facts. First, the £26,000-per-household cap on benefits that the Government seeks to impose is equivalent to a £35,000 pre–tax salary of someone in work.

The Duke of York has chided EU nations plunged into chaos by the Eurozone crisis, quipping that at least Britain has its own currency. FINALLY A "ROYAL" WITH BALLS

Mr Ashley-Miller, who runs the gift shop The Present Finder, was stunned when officers descended on his warehouse and confiscated £1,140 of stock. They were seized after someone saw the toys on sale on The Present Finder's website and made a complaint to firearms police.

It must suck to be a peasant who has to grovel before Prince Chaz.

The limeys wanted Obama in the White house. So how is that working for them.

The European Court of Human Rights on Tuesday ruled that Jordanian cleric Abu Qatada - a former close ally of Osama bin Laden - could not be deported from the UK to his native country, where he has been convicted in absentia of two bomb plots.

So says the Your-a-peon Court of Human Rights.

It's a boy! And he's five. Beck Laxton, 46, and partner Kieran Cooper, 44, have spent half the decade concealing the gender of their son, Sasha.

A new interpretation of a threesome.

370,000 migrants on the dole - More than 370,000 migrants who were admitted to Britain to work, study or go on holiday are now claiming out-of-work benefits, according to official figures compiled for the first time. 370,000 migrants on the dole - Concerns are growing that the country has become a destination for 'benefit tourists' - high time we changed the law and fuck the eu and it's mad rules

That it truly happens is one, that it happens in the UK is another story, holy cow !

Ouch it hurts. Advertising sorcerers at it again with subliminal tricks !

And now there is a campaign to build a new yacht to the Queen.

To rub salt into France's recent wounds, the British are in no danger of a downgrade. Analysts say that the Brit's fiscal policies are on track to keep their debt manageable, and without the harsh austerity measures that most Euro nations are having to implement, and under which they will suffer for years to come. Perhaps our French members would like to share their views on this?

Fergie won't travel to the US in fear the US might extradite her to Turkey ! We all knew that batch of Royals were a bit off the wall, yet the question is, how far ?

A man who put his fiancée in a cardboard computer box and tried to bury her alive because he was bored with her was sentenced today to 20 years in prison. Judge Peter Collier at Leeds Crown Court sentenced Marcin Kasprzak, 26, for the attempted murder of his former fiancée Michelina Lewandowska. "It was your intention that she would not be found. It was your intention that she die there," Collier said during the sentencing. "The death you intended would have been long and slow. It is mind-numbingly awful to imagine the sort of death you intended her to die."

80% of PIP implants were exported, UK being by far the #1 customer. I interviewed Armon MAS about PIP having more success in the UK than in France and his answer was short: "Ça fait mal aux seins... mais nul n’est prothèse dans son pays."

Even if that stance means you'll never have a say in world diplomacy, it is better to have complete control over one's country than to delegate some powers to a bigger Union that would matter. Especially if you have not been consulted for decades over the evolutions of the powers of that Union. Which is why the brave Scots will hold a referendum. The Union as in United Kingdom? The Scots were never asked in a proper referendum to join it. The head of the Union (Queen) and some top officials (4 princes) are not elected either. Most citizens are not eligible to some top official jobs (hereditary peers). Even though the laws of this Union have evolved over its 3 centuries, the Scottish people have never been offered referendums to validate the continuation of Scotland's membership in this Union. Enough is enough. At long last, a referendum is coming.

Suddenly monitoring authorities find out that migrants do steal jobs from us.

Most people today are just plain addicted to their mobile, like their life was hung on it. However the pic of that girl with her son says something else on top of that : he is already obese. In the postwar era we were not even chubby or spoiled, there was no food !

I have taken the tube thousand times when in London and I wish I would have seen something like that happen !

An Airbus A321 British Airways flight had to return to London Heathrow after both the pilots became "unwell" and "light-headed."

I like that. Were it not for Henry and his true daughter Elizabeth, no America, no protestant power, the whole world a misery under the Spanish catholic iron rule.

Maybe it is truly the end of the world ? The Britannia begins to sink

Rather mean and unfair, but funny: someone launched a mock, but official petition to privatise Lady Thatcher's funeral when the time comes: "In keeping with the great lady's legacy, Margaret Thatcher's state funeral should be funded and managed by the private sector to offer the best value and choice for end users and other stakeholders. The undersigned believe that the legacy of the former PM deserves nothing less and that offering this unique opportunity is an ideal way to cut government expense and further prove the merits of liberalised economics Baroness Thatcher spearheaded." epetitions.direct.gov.uk . . .

A few days ago they found a dead body in the Royal gardens. Must have been a first !

Canned Whisky ? The equivalent of two glasses, perhaps it will prove practical.

Stephen Lawrence killers found guilty 18 years after racist murder - Judge ensured Stephen got his justice this time - told the jury if they could not find them guilty of the murder then if they liked they could find them guilty of manslaughter - so that if they believed that they were there but actually could not decide if they had actually wielded weapons they could find them guilty of the lesser charge - but play fair murder was the verdict and even better racially motivated murder - these bastards fathers were well in with the local police so it has taken eighteen years 2 get them locked up - now they must get the rest of the gang and I am sure they will now convict - what gets 2 me is the fact so many attacked the young coon and he did not have a snowballs chance in hell against so many - one on one would have been bad enough but at least then he would have been in with a chance - I hope these cunts get put in with a load of coons in prison where some justice can take place and terrify the scum as Stephen must have been terrified

Threat to UK from Euro Super Volcano

Don't sell the bear's skin before killing the bear, they say.

Holy Socks! A woman claims she can see the face of Jesus in the creases of a drying sock.

Unbelievable, a brawl at the Church on the midnight mass. Who said religion brings peace of heart ?

'Bye-bye England," shouts the Bild. In Der Spiegel, a cartoon shows Prime Minister David Cameron being dropped into a rowboat as the great European liner steams ahead. Headlines in the New York Times and Financial Times agree: Britain is "isolated" from the euro zone. What could make a Briton feel warmer this Yuletide, or more nostalgic? Britain has been warned ever since the European Coal and Steel Community was created by Jean Monnet in the 1950s that if she didn't get onto the "top table"—sometimes it was "in at the ground floor"—then terrible things would happen. Europe would surge ahead without her.

A bloke makes a Cannabis plant a Xmas tree. The shit hits the fan when Police searches his place !

The life and death of an average British teenage girl today.

Unseating news. England braces for a social disaster on British expats in Uro countries hit by financial meltdown.

London will never be London again with such double decker buses. I feel like shit. Even those they dared replacing by a "modern" version, shame on them.

Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister, has warned that David Cameron's decision to opt out of Europe is "bad for Britain", revealing a deep split in the Coalition. lets just hope it is 'terminal' because us Brits never voted for all these liberal arseholes 2 be in government and pulling any strings at all - the Libs in the polls the other week had under 7% of the vote so what the fuck are they doing in government ??

... the Anglo-Saxons tell the Gauls and Germans to fuck off and stick the Euro up their yumpa. ... maybe there's hope.

Here is the new muzz defense line when caught in violence on Whiteys. And the Judge agreed ! Watch the video at the bottom of the newspaper article.