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Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 8)  en>fr fr>en
By Whatchamacallitmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 38861, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 04:14 PM
Edited by Whatchamacallit (73707) on 2012-02-06 16:16:18
One must read it to believe it !


the Daily Mail wrote:



Reason for Zimbabwe reservoir delays... mermaids have been hounding workers away!
Minister Nkomo said the only way to solve the problem was to brew traditional beer and carry out any rites to appease the spirits
The two overdue reservoirs are considered essential to provide Zimbabwe with adequate water

By Dan Newling

Last updated at 5:05 PM on 6th February 2012


Essential work on planned reservoirs in Zimbabwe has stopped because mermaids have been hounding workers away, according to the country's Water Resources Minister.

Samuel Sipepa Nkomo told a Zimbabwean parliamentary committee that terrified workers are refusing to return to the sites, near the towns of Gokwe and Mutare.

Minister Nkomo said the only way to solve the problem was to brew traditional beer and carry out any rites to appease the spirits.

All the officers I have sent have vowed not to go back there', Minister Nkomo was reported as saying in Zimbabwe's state-approved Herald newspaper.


Mermaids are mythological water creatures with a female body twinned with the tail of a fish.

Opinion about the existence of mermaids varies throughout Zimbabwe - some people are skeptical, but some firmly believe that mermaids exist in Zimbabwe.

Dating back centuries, many mermaid stories continue to make their rounds in Zimbabwe.


One tale says mermaids carry humans underwater, but if there is a public outcry their relatives might never see them again.

But another tale suggests victims can return as spirit mediums if their disappearance is not mourned.


The senior politician said that mermaids were also present in other reservoirs.

'We even hired whites thinking that our boys did not want to work but they also returned saying they would not return to work there again,' he added.

The two, long overdue reservoirs are considered essential if Zimbabwe is provide adequate water to its population and to boost its agricultural production.

Having once been the 'bread basket' of Southern Africa, the country's farms have been laid low by lack of faith in government policy.

From 2000, President Robert Mugabe expropriated some 4,000 white owned farms and gave them to politically connected blacks.

Partly as a result, agricultural production is this year forecast to be at its second lowest level since Zimbabwe achieved independence from Britain in 1980.

The belief in mermaids and other mythical creatures is widespread in the country, where many people combine a Christian faith with traditional beliefs.

Local Government, Rural and Urban Development Minister Ignatius Chombo said the government wants to give the population the water it needs, but cannot do so until the rituals are performed and necessary repairs can be carried out.

Three quarters of Zimbabwe's population live on less than one US dollar a day.





I imagine workers stopping a dam construction around here on an assumption Dragons attacked them.

I bet they lace their drinks with some sort of a LSD derivate out there ?

Or imagine the NASA crew refusing to go to the moon, arguing the devil lived there !

Fun has no limits, since ridicule doesn't kill anymore.

But I respect all beliefs. After all, Africans can blame all those American TV series on mermaids to have bewitched them ...

This is Daryl Hannah's fault !


25 Replies to Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious

re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By WilyB Comments: 28023, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 04:18 PM
I have family in Bulawayo: this is an elaborate hoax by white farmers to get their farms back.
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 7)  en>fr fr>en
By lookanlearn Comments: 5676, member since Sun Jun 10, 2007
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 04:20 PM
Like I have mentioned before; some BLACK AFRICAN Derived people in Africa have been known to rape new born babies to death in the belief that it will cure their HIV AIDS.

Le fact.
:?

Quite the culture when you leave em to their own devices.
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By Bat2 Comments: 2525, member since Wed May 25, 2011
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 04:22 PM
Another African success story. So glad the pesky whites are not in power anymore so that African culture and technology can lead the way to modernity and peace.
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By WilyB Comments: 28023, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 04:22 PM
Quite the culture...


Zimbabwe was part of the British Empire, once, wasn't it?

I rest my case.
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By Whatchamacallitmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 38861, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 04:23 PM
lookanlearn wrote:

Like I have mentioned before; some BLACK AFRICAN Derived people in Africa have been known to rape new born babies to death in the belief that it will cure their HIV AIDS.

Le fact.
:?

Quite the culture when you leave em to their own devices.




But we also have legends on mermaids and unicorns !

Except they are only for kids.

re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 5)  en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 15774, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 04:47 PM
No Rhodesia was in Brit Empire
Rhodesia plc was v successful bread basket of Africa, now its the basket case
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Bat2 Comments: 2525, member since Wed May 25, 2011
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 04:53 PM
And I still call it Salisbury, not Harare. Miss real Rhodesians. They were good guys and great soldiers.
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By BurnParis Comments: 27506, member since Thu Mar 13, 2003
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 04:54 PM
21 st Century and the stupid niggs are talking fairy-tale bullshit like its fact.


This is why the USA needs to boost its military, kill off a 5th of the population, and reorganize the damn world

Pathetic 3rd world freaks (I mean europe too)
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By LTKilling Comments: 7760, member since Sun Aug 14, 2005
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 04:57 PM
the Rhodesians kicked some serious NIGGER ASS back in the day

in one operation they painted themselves black and went to a nigger camp

they screamed that Rhodesia was defeated and the niggers in the camps started to party

as they got closer to the Rhodesian special forces they opening fire and killed thousands of niggers

sad thing is the South Africans where being attacked by all sides as well and the MI6 and Mossad had infiltrated Rhodesian gov so they where fucked

long live Rhodesia!!!!

Image hotlink - 'http://selousscouts.tripod.com/rhodarmy.jpg'
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By Whatchamacallitmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 38861, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 05:05 PM


I bet Zimbabwe's President is married to a mere maid.

re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By JFrum Comments: 1194, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 05:10 PM



A bucket of chikkin is like 150 billion and 49 quatloos.
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By Whatchamacallitmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 38861, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 06:35 PM


The Stock Market crashed ? They must sell real cattle there ...

re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By frankthekulakmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 3402, member since Tue Dec 09, 2008
On Mon Feb 06, 2012 07:54 PM
Whatchamacallit wrote:

The Stock Market crashed ? They must sell real cattle there ...


Nah, the ban on slavery kinda killed the market for bucks and sheerillas...
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By mikgof Comments: 10247, member since Tue Feb 17, 2004
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 01:50 AM
The belief in mermaids and other mythical creatures is widespread in the country, where many people combine a Christian faith with traditional beliefs.


That's the cause of their problems. Until religion in all its forms is diminished Africa cannot possibly progress.
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By Whatchamacallitmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 38861, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 04:29 AM


Mermaids do exist.

Is it still a good reason to stop working each time you see one ?

I think those Zimbabwe blokes would invoke any reason to stop working, just like that. They are lazy !

re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By bloodhoundmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 5969, member since Thu Jan 05, 2006
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 07:19 AM
We should send Obmambi to save them. He would fit right in there!
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By bloodhoundmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 5969, member since Thu Jan 05, 2006
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 07:24 AM
WilyB wrote:

Quite the culture...


Zimbabwe was part of the British Empire, once, wasn't it?

I rest my case.


It was quite sucessful back then, when it was called Rhodesia and ran by whites. Then the niggers went wild and look at it now, lol! Same is happening in America, put a nigger in charge and everything goes to shit. Now, a real Black Man, like Allen West, is the kind of blacks the world needs, with common sense and a sense of duty, not the ghetto scum welfare queens!
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By Whatchamacallitmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 38861, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:03 AM


All we need now is a sort of black Theodore Herzl to motive them all back to Africa

re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By FrogKillrmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 8376, member since Mon May 05, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 03:23 PM
lookanlearn wrote:


Quite the culture when you leave em to their own devices.

This is reminiscent of Haiti.
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By lookanlearn Comments: 5676, member since Sun Jun 10, 2007
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 03:51 PM
Whatchamacallit wrote:



All we need now is a sort of black Theodore Herzl to motive them all back to Africa


Maybe some sort of pied piper of Hamelin could leave a trail of dope for em all to follow?

For the Muzz you could use a trail of `newly discovered` pages of a secret final chapter of the Koran. Sending em on a journey like Moses and the Joos.

;)
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By Whatchamacallitmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 38861, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 03:53 PM


Black magics is all over ... even my mom in Rio grew up with such stories ... chicken legs ...

re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By lookanlearn Comments: 5676, member since Sun Jun 10, 2007
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 04:35 PM
Whatchamacallit wrote:



Black magics is all over ... even my mom in Rio grew up with such stories ... chicken legs ...


You mom had chickin legs?
:O

Quite the spell some rival cast her.


:D







P.S.
Chrisitanity prevents guilt which is how spells get under the skin.
re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By Whatchamacallitmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 38861, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 04:52 PM
lookanlearn wrote:

Whatchamacallit wrote:



Black magics is all over ... even my mom in Rio grew up with such stories ... chicken legs ...


You mom had chickin legs?
:O

Quite the spell some rival cast her.


:D







P.S.
Chrisitanity prevents guilt which is how spells get under the skin.




Watch the film "Angel Heart" and you'll know what mean chicken legs : death. If you find a chicken leg nailed on your door, it means they are coming to get you !

re: Darwin Awards Dept : the hilarious en>fr fr>en
By USA_VET Comments: 3415, member since Sat Mar 20, 2004
On Tue Feb 07, 2012 05:46 PM
Does this mean the E-mail I got from them telling me they have $100 million for me is no good?
I tried to help my poor French friends by sending them their E-mail and bank account info.
No need to thank me.
USA_VET
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