jeanv wrote:
Dewi_Sant wrote:
Dewi's own personal Lizzie celebrates 60 years as our monarch.
I'm very happy for you, Dewi.
Just one question though (on a diamond jubilee, you can't refuse granting me the goodwill wish of just one answer)
WTF did she do to EARN to be a queen? (besides being born?)
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The system works, but to answer your question, her ancestors beat the fuck outta someone else's and obtained the Throne.
The real monarch in bloodline terms is Michael Hastings { note the surname } of Australia
for your entertainment, Prince Philip quotes
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
About to disembark on state visit to Brazil (November 1968) as quoted in The Reality of Monarchy (1970) by Andrew Duncan
You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.
In a 1966 conversation with the matron of a hospital while on a tour of the Caribbean as quoted in The Reality of Monarchy (1970) by Andrew Duncan
British women can't cook.
Statement of 1966, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.
On the U.S. Apollo program, press conference in Sao Paulo, Brazil (November 1968) as quoted in The Reality of Monarchy (1970) by Andrew Duncan
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
In 1981, in reference to an economic recession, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
1986 statement as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.
Said to a group of British students in China in 1986, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
I just wonder what it would be like to be reincarnated in an animal whose species had been so reduced in numbers than it was in danger of extinction. What would be its feelings toward the human species whose population explosion had denied it somewhere to exist... I must confess that I am tempted to ask for reincarnation as a particularly deadly virus.
Foreword to If I Were an Animal (1987) by Fleur Cowles ISBN 9780688061500
You can't have been here that long — you haven't got a pot belly.
Said to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary in 1993, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
Aren't most of you descended from pirates?
Said in 1994 to an inhabitant of the Cayman Islands as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.
On a visit to the new National Assembly for Wales in Cardiff, said to a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band, as quoted in "Deaf insulted by duke's remark" BBC News (27 May 1999)
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
As quoted in "Deaf insulted by duke's remark" BBC News (27 May 1999)
People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still trying to dry out Windsor Castle.
Said on a visit to Lockerbie in 1993 to a man who lived in a road where eleven people had been killed by wreckage from the Pan Am jumbo jet, as quoted in "Prince Philip's gaffes" BBC News (10 August 1999)
You are a woman, aren't you?
After accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?
Asked of a driving instructor in Scotland, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
You managed not to get eaten then?
Said to a British student in Papua New Guinea, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
Do you still throw spears at each other?
Said in 2002 to a Indigenous Australian businessman, as quoted in [
news.bbc.co.uk . . . "Prince Philip's spear 'gaffe'" BBC News ( 1 March 2002)
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Said to a blind, wheelchair-bound woman who was accompanied by her guide dog, as quoted in "Philip tells blind woman: 'They've got eating dogs for anorexics'" in The Telegraph (3 May 2002)
Ah good, there's so many over there you feel they breed them just to put in orphanages.
Said while presenting a Duke of Edinburgh Award to a student. When informed that the young man was going to help out in Romania for six months, he asked if the student was going to help the Romanian orphans and was told that he was not, as quoted in "Duke under fire for Romanian orphans 'joke'" in The Scotsman (8 July 2006)
How can you tell the difference between them?
Said to United States President Barack Obama after being told that Obama had met with The Chinese and Russian ambassadors along with David Cameron , "Prince Philip makes a faux pas" at Youtube (1 April 2009)
Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut.
Said at the University of Salford to a 13-year-old aspiring astronaut, who was wishing to fly the NOVA rocket, as quoted in "Gift of the gaffe: Prince Philip’s top ten embarrassing moments" in The Daily Mirror (14 December 2009)
It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.
Of a fuse box , whilst on a tour of a factory in Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1999, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
There's a lot of your family in tonight.
Said in November 2009 to a Mr Patel (a common Indian Surname) at a reception for 400 British Indian businessmen at Buckingham Palace
"Are you all one family?"
Said to black dance troupe Diversity at the 2009 Royal Variety Performance, as quoted in " Prince Philip asks Diversity, 'Are you all one family?'" in The Mirror (20 December 2009)
"Oh, what, a strip club?"
Response to Elizabeth Rendle, a 24-year-old, who, when introduced to the prince, said that she worked as a barmaid in a nightclub, as quoted in "Prince Philip in strip club gaffe" (12 March 2010)
Constitutionally I don't exist.
"Should the royals have real jobs?" BBC News (27 January 2011)
There is nothing like it for morale to be reminded that the years are passing - ever more quickly - and that bits are dropping off the ancient frame. But it is nice to be remembered at all.
Said in a letter to The Oldie magazine after being voted "Consort of the Year". Prince Philip voted 'Consort of the Year' BBC News (11 February 2011)
Is it made with Liffey water?
Said about a pint Guinness at the Guinness Storehouse in Dublin, as quoted in "Queen tours Guinness storehouse on second day of state visit ahead of historic trip to Croke Park" in Daily Mail (18 May 2011)