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Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By JFrum Comments: 1060, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011
On Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:17 PM

I think it has to do with the Statue of Limitations.
Theres a nigger in the woodpile somewhere no doubt.

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re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 15644, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:22 AM
Edited by Nappybonesapart (74912) on 2012-01-23 00:27:48
& why does Polanski live in frogdom?

c'est la meme chose
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 5)  en>fr fr>en
By jeanv Comments: 17490, member since Sun Sep 11, 2005
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:28 AM
JFrum wrote:

Why does Pip live in France?


I suppose it's because Britain hasn't asked for Pippin's extradition yet.


An oversight, presumably.


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re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 15644, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:31 AM
why its cheaper for us? hes enduring the living hell of being in france, far worse than anything Her Majesty's Prisons can offer
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 6)  en>fr fr>en
By Richard1 Comments: 1195, member since Sat Sep 05, 2009
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:35 AM
Apparently whilst teaching Bachi Bazi at a French madrasa he met Akeem and stayed.
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By jeanv Comments: 17490, member since Sun Sep 11, 2005
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:37 AM
Nappybonesapart wrote:

why its cheaper for us? hes enduring the living hell of being in france, far worse than anything Her Majesty's Prisons can offer


The wooden dragon would prefer to live in Dartmoor than in beautiful France.


Of tastes and preferences... :D


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re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 15644, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:42 AM
&you choose N korea on the equator over france lah
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 15644, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 12:47 AM
Dartmoor nice
he majority of the prehistoric remains on Dartmoor date back to the late Neolithic and early Bronze Age. Indeed, Dartmoor contains the largest concentration of Bronze Age remains in the United Kingdom, which suggests that this was when a larger population moved onto the hills of Dartmoor. The large systems of Bronze Age fields, divided by reaves, cover an area of over 10,000 hectares (39 sq mi) of the lower moors

thought you were going to threaten me with Birmingham
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By jeanv Comments: 17490, member since Sun Sep 11, 2005
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 01:04 AM
Nappybonesapart wrote:


thought you were going to threaten me with Birmingham

It's true Birmingham must be one of the UK cities with the least appeal per sq mile.


Can you imagine someone saying "I want to visit Britain so I can see Birmingham"? :D


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re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By JFrum Comments: 1060, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 01:18 AM



I wonder if the locals think hes mocking them.
When he gets shit-faced on Bastille Day.
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By JFrum Comments: 1060, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 01:33 AM



Richard1 wrote:

Apparently whilst teaching Bachi Bazi at a French madrasa he met Akeem and stayed.

Him and Akeem are fuckin revolting
re: Why does Pip live in France? en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 15644, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 01:37 AM
www.tripadvisor.com . . .

apparently Brum's top tourist attraction is the back to back worker's houses
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 6)  en>fr fr>en
By MsBehave Comments: 8394, member since Sat Apr 02, 2005
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 01:55 AM
Edited by MsBehave (76585) on 2012-01-23 01:57:17
Because he's a rapist. They embrace sexual deviants.
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Richard1 Comments: 1195, member since Sat Sep 05, 2009
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 03:51 AM
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Bat2 Comments: 2294, member since Wed May 25, 2011
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 04:25 AM



He is in hiding and cannot leave since his morris dancing school failed after being considered too gay even by French standards.
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By bizlah Comments: 6200, member since Tue Dec 15, 2009
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 04:51 AM
JFrum wrote:

Richard1 wrote:

Apparently whilst teaching Bachi Bazi at a French madrasa he met Akeem and stayed.

Him and Akeem are fuckin revolting


In Akeem's defense, Pip made him into one beautiful corpse.
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By Richard1 Comments: 1195, member since Sat Sep 05, 2009
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 04:57 AM
The senile old turd is probably lost!

re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By mamud Comments: 17715, member since Mon May 21, 2007
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 05:13 AM



Pour fout' eul' brin à l'ducasse…
re: Why does Pip live in France? en>fr fr>en
By Lord_Haw_Haw Comments: 9124, member since Sun Mar 07, 2010
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 05:19 AM
a couple of you chaps need a cup of tea, a bex, and a good lie down :D

Image hotlink - 'https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5Kt8xzmN8U7z9lKjFvUEVmA4L9PFCfb84Fb3mJj6eTCtKqfwvMg'
re: Why does Pip live in France? en>fr fr>en
By Nappybonesapart Comments: 15644, member since Fri Aug 27, 2004
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 05:29 AM
Why does Pip live ?in France
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Richard1 Comments: 1195, member since Sat Sep 05, 2009
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 06:27 AM



Lord_Haw_Haw wrote:

a couple of you chaps need a cup of tea, a bex, and a good lie down :D

Image hotlink - 'https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5Kt8xzmN8U7z9lKjFvUEVmA4L9PFCfb84Fb3mJj6eTCtKqfwvMg'


Lovely place Bex.
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By JFrum Comments: 1060, member since Sat Nov 19, 2011
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 09:45 AM



At the outset Akeem and Pip were inseperable.
But age became an issue,performance,looseness,etc.
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 6)  en>fr fr>en
By MatoubLounesmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 7565, member since Sun Jun 04, 2006
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 09:57 AM
Because all the brits wanna live in South West France once they retired, and niggers too, and yellow assholes and they all wanna import their evilish hygiene rules who gives cancer and i'm not racist but i gonna become racist very soon

I eat one crude garlic daily to resist these faggots, they're all sniffing Like cocaïne addicts when they See me
re: Why does Pip live in France? en>fr fr>en
By WineandCoke Comments: 18369, member since Wed Apr 16, 2003
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:08 AM
He's the spitting image of our departed Fuck France colleague Bun Yap, may God rest his soul.
re: Why does Pip live in France? (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By Fredmassemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 39900, member since Wed Jan 12, 2005
On Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:24 AM
Edited by Fredmasse (75953) on 2012-01-23 10:31:20
Je ne pip mot!
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