I thought I'd put this in flames because that's what my stomach feels like. It woke me the fuck up. The cause: I ate 4 slices of a little caesar's pizza last night that was brought in to be fuel for a recording session. Oh MY GOD it is fucking me up. How can people eat this stuff day in day out. This is the first fast food I've had in months. UNHOLY SHIT. It's like I ate a white phosphorus grenade. Talk about a gut bomb.

Begone Satan!

You're going about it the wrong way.

Ask St. Timothy to ask Him.

Hope that helps.

I suggest you lock yourself in the commode and give to Caesar what is Caesar's.

Advice: Never eat food that has the word 'crazy' in it.



They should call that joint 'Little Seizures'.

Next time get a bucket o KFC. It helps give you rhythem

I feel bad for you... Don't forget to clean your toilet after.

Fearless_Leader needs some Pepto-Bismol.

Fer fuck's sake, if you are going to have an internal meltdown over pizza, make it a GOOD pizza.

Well if they had brought a GOOD pizza then this thread would not exist.

I don't know who is more annoying, the hillbilly emo kid telling he ate some pizza and didn't set him right or the mower idiot telling him he should have eaten a good pizza... sigh

I think mower idiot wins.

feathers wrote:

I don't know who is more annoying, the hillbilly emo kid telling he ate some pizza and didn't set him right or the mower idiot telling him he should have eaten a good pizza... sigh

I think mower idiot wins.

You think allah = the same God of the Christians and the Jews.

You are a stupid cunt.

Christian Arabs call God "Allah" as well.

God is translated to "Allah" in Arabic translations of the Bible as well.

Allah is just the Arabic word for God.

Look at Genesis 1:1 translated into Arabic. The word "Allah" is underlined in red.

Last time I ate at McDonalds, I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance. I thought I was having a heart attack the burning pain was so bad. Getting old sucks.

Hadrian wrote:

Christian Arabs call God "Allah" as well.

God is translated to "Allah" in Arabic translations of the Bible as well.

Allah is just the Arabic word for God.

Look at Genesis 1:1 translated into Arabic. The word "Allah" is underlined in red.

You're correct, Hadrian. But, wait for it. It's coming.

You so fucked, G.I.!!!

GoWestYoungMan wrote:

Last time I ate at McDonalds, I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance. I thought I was having a heart attack the burning pain was so bad. Getting old sucks.

My nearest McDo's is 30Km away, which is just as well! The French do a great BigMac at AgenBoe! I could sink my teeth into one right now, if I could, but that would be a 38mile round trip! Bollocks!
I am old but my digestion is working just fine.

I like Greek pizza, with feta cheese.

Can't be any worse than these gut bombs, which I'm sure as just as plentiful in Memphis.

Fearless_Leader wrote:

I thought I'd put this in flames because that's what my stomach feels like. It woke me the fuck up. The cause: I ate 4 slices of a little caesar's pizza last night that was brought in to be fuel for a recording session. Oh MY GOD it is fucking me up. How can people eat this stuff day in day out. This is the first fast food I've had in months. UNHOLY SHIT. It's like I ate a white phosphorus grenade. Talk about a gut bomb.

MsBehave wrote:

Hadrian wrote:

Christian Arabs call God "Allah" as well.

God is translated to "Allah" in Arabic translations of the Bible as well.

Allah is just the Arabic word for God.

Look at Genesis 1:1 translated into Arabic. The word "Allah" is underlined in red.

You're correct, Hadrian. But, wait for it. It's coming.

Ojalá entiendan.

Fearless_Leader wrote:

feathers wrote:

I don't know who is more annoying, the hillbilly emo kid telling he ate some pizza and didn't set him right or the mower idiot telling him he should have eaten a good pizza... sigh

I think mower idiot wins.

You think allah = the same God of the Christians and the Jews.

You are a stupid cunt.

Shhh... Hillbo, pay attention since I am educating you for free:

The unifying characteristic of Judaism, Christianity and Islam is that all accept the tradition that God revealed himself to the patriarch Abraham.[15]

en.wikipedia.org . . .

What God they all three worship? Buddha? Brahma? Gaia? Zeus? or...

The one true God, the God that revealed himself to Abraham, the God of Abraham?

do some yoga, it helps with digestion. namaste!

What God they all three worship? Buddha? Brahma? Gaia? Zeus? or...Pippin?

The one true God, the God that revealed himself to Abraham, the God of Abraham?
Yes my dear,and thou shall recieve a blessing
by sitting on his face.

JFrum wrote:

Next time get a bucket o KFC. It helps give you rhythem

He's wishing he's cock would turn into a drumstick

This just in from the Vatican....yoga is satanic

www.newser.com . . .

A nice, teetotaling Protestant yoga instructor that's on the Pill represents the ideal woman, at least for me.

from Ghosts link, see popery and satanism are similar ,even a top papist admits it

Sex scandals in the Catholic Church are continuing proof that the devil has infiltrated the Vatican, the Holy See's chief exorcist has revealed. Satanic manipulations have triggered Vatican power struggles and resulted in "cardinals who do not believe in Jesus, and bishops who are linked to the Demon," declared Father Gabriele Amorth, 85. "When one speaks of 'the smoke of Satan' in the holy rooms, it is all true¡Xincluding these latest stories of violence and pedophilia."

Amorth also linked the mysterious death of a Vatican guard in 1998 and the attempted murder of of Pope John Paul II as evidence of Satan's work. Amorth has been the Vatican's top demon fighter for 25 years and boasts some 70,000 exorcisms, reports the Times of London. Another exorcist said that Amorth had "gone well beyond the evidence" in linking Satan to the the Vatican. Amorth, who believes Adolf Hitler was possessed, said he has seen people spit nails, glass and rose petals during exorcisms.