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en>fr fr>en By Whatchamacallit  Comments: 39328, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Mon Jan 16, 2012 04:43 PM
That left me numb. If one farts in space it turns out a killer fart ! So my mom was right who taught me it is bad manners not to control our ... humors.
the Daily Mail wrote:
To boldly blow! Astronauts flatulence could create flammable gas in spacecraft
By Anna Edwards
Last updated at 3:08 PM on 16th January 2012
An astronaut has many things to worry about - the safety of the mission, the claustrophobic surroundings and the loneliness of the venture.
But now, they have one more thing to worry about - flatulence.
As humans produce two flammable gases - hydrogen and methane - which ignite when accumulated in an enclosed space and can ignite astronauts are potentially at risk as they are cooped up in their spacecrafts
The study, was the work of Edwin L. Murphy and Doris H. Calloway, a nutrionist, reported io9 website.
The research analysed breath and rectal gases of people on a 'space diet' compared to a diet used on earlier Gemini missions in the 1960s.
They studied what the effects could be of a potential build up in expelled hydrogen and methane gases.
The paper, published in 1969, found that: 'Flatus gases varied widely within dietary groups but much more gas was generated with diet S than with F.
'In the first 12-hour collection, subjects fed S passed 3 to 209 ml of rectal H2 and 24 to 156 ml from the lungs.
'With F, these values were 0 to 3 ml and 6 to 36 ml.
'Subjects were calmer during the second test. Gas production was lower with S than initially; F values were unchanged.
'Volumes would be larger at reduced spacecraft and suit pressures.'
They found that a new, bland diet produced a lot less gas than the one that was fed to the Gemini astronauts, io9 reported.
Their paper formed part of a loose trilogy of flatulence-related papers which began with 1968's 'The Use of Expired Air to Measure Intestinal Gas Formation' and concluded with 1971's 'Reduction of Intestinal Gas-Forming Properties of Legumes by Traditional and Experimental Food Processing Methods.'
Flatulence is a mixture of gases such as nitrogen, carbon dioxide, methane, hydrogen, oxygen, and hydrogen sulphide.
These gases are produced by bacteria in the large intestine which break down food into amino acids, glucose and fatty acids. Gas is a by-product of their work.
Irrespective of the diet, loosing some 12 to 40 'winds' (that is, 0.5 to 2.0 litres of gas) per day is normal.
The cellulose in vegetables cannot be digested, therefore vegetarians produce more gas than people with a mixed diet.
Men and women emit the same amounts of gas as there is no difference in the chemistry of male and female digestion.
You believed that drunk-driving was dangerous ? Even one little beer is ! And the same, just one 7up in space and you'd be dead meat.
That's absobloomintlutely frightening.
Think of it. You are the engineer, you built a space orbital station at the cost of a few billion $ and kaboom, all it needs to send it up in smoke is a Soda can.
And if there is even a bit hydrogen on board, you just ... destroy the whole earth.
I won't sleep tonight.
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en>fr fr>en By pippin Comments: 6715, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009On Mon Jan 16, 2012 05:11 PM
Edited by pippin (81935) on 2012-01-16 17:13:23
Keep one of those little candles [night-lights] burning close to your arse_hole, and that will burn off those nasty flammable gasses. Uncle Pippin knows these things.  | re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft en>fr fr>en By Whatchamacallit  Comments: 39328, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Mon Jan 16, 2012 05:56 PM
pippin wrote:
Keep one of those little candles [night-lights] burning close to your arse_hole, and that will burn off those nasty flammable gasses. Uncle Pippin knows these things. 
Yep but if you do that in space you trigger a thermonuclear explosion !
Still thanks for the tip.
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en>fr fr>en By Lily42 Comments: 7119, member since Mon Jul 26, 2004On Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:03 PM
Whatchamacallit wrote:
And if there is even a bit hydrogen on board, you just ... destroy the whole earth.
Learned chemistry in the same place you learned architecture, history and how to be a secret agent aye ? | re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft en>fr fr>en By Whatchamacallit  Comments: 39328, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Tue Jan 17, 2012 05:49 AM
Lily42 wrote:
Whatchamacallit wrote:
And if there is even a bit hydrogen on board, you just ... destroy the whole earth.
Learned chemistry in the same place you learned architecture, history and how to be a secret agent aye ?
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en>fr fr>en By pippin Comments: 6715, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009On Tue Jan 17, 2012 06:29 AM
Whatchamacallit wrote:
Lily42 wrote:
Whatchamacallit wrote:
And if there is even a bit hydrogen on board, you just ... destroy the whole earth.
Learned chemistry in the same place you learned architecture, history and how to be a secret agent aye ?
Should be called:
LYCEE JEAN FART, eh. | re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft (karma: 3)
en>fr fr>en By francois Comments: 1870, member since Sat Oct 13, 2007On Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:33 AM
Edited by francois (80995) on 2012-01-17 11:35:03
Whatchamacallit wrote:
pippin wrote:
Keep one of those little candles [night-lights] burning close to your arse_hole, and that will burn off those nasty flammable gasses. Uncle Pippin knows these things. 
Yep but if you do that in space you trigger a thermonuclear explosion !
Still thanks for the tip.
Là, il va vraiment falloir que tu nous expliques comment un pet dans l'espace peut déclencher une explosion thermonucléaire.
On savait qu'en physique FuckFrancienne, Oncle_Barbaque méritait les Palmes Académiques, mais toi, tu cherches carrément le prix Nobel ! | re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft en>fr fr>en By Whatchamacallit  Comments: 39328, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:46 AM
francois wrote:
Là, il va vraiment falloir que tu nous expliques comment un pet dans l'espace peut déclencher une explosion thermonucléaire.
On savait qu'en physique FuckFrancienne, Oncle_Barbaque méritait les Palmes Académiques, mais toi, tu cherches carrément le prix Nobel !
Because the hydrogen in the spacecrafts you dummy !
And if the cosmonaut is spaced out, things go worse ...
| re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft en>fr fr>en By korbach Comments: 17728, member since Fri Jul 02, 2004On Tue Jan 17, 2012 03:12 PM
Whatchamacallit wrote:
Because the hydrogen in the spacecrafts you dummy !
And if the cosmonaut is spaced out, things go worse ...
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Quel est le rapport avec les bombes thermonucléaires ?
"And if the cosmonaut is spaced out, things go worse ..."
T'es dans le cosmos face de watcha parceque t'as encore trop picolé, du coup tu deviens bien grave .
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en>fr fr>en By TexanForever Comments: 19727, member since Thu Jun 10, 2004On Tue Jan 17, 2012 07:43 PM
Edited by TexanForever (74535) on 2012-01-17 21:06:16
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A Farting Horse Will Never Tire,
A Farting Man's the Man to Hire
(old western truism)
. | re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft en>fr fr>en By Whatchamacallit  Comments: 39328, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Tue Jan 17, 2012 08:11 PM
Edited by Whatchamacallit (73707) on 2012-01-17 20:12:14
I am all mixed up now. If a horse has tires, it is a car ?
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en>fr fr>en By jeanv Comments: 18543, member since Sun Sep 11, 2005On Tue Jan 17, 2012 08:45 PM
Edited by jeanv (78002) on 2012-01-17 22:16:57
francois wrote:
On savait qu'en physique FuckFrancienne, Oncle_Barbaque méritait les Palmes Académiques, mais toi, tu cherches carrément le prix Nobel !
Je crois que watcha a déja le Nobel.
Par respect pour watcha, je ne vais pas dire Nobel de quoi.
Mais je vais donner deux indices:
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en>fr fr>en By martsy Comments: 2958, member since Mon May 19, 2003On Tue Jan 17, 2012 09:57 PM
How could I ever live that many years without knowing about this
real danger to all us traveling in space (and time)?
but thanks goodness I know now...
the problem is farting is a foundation of all jokes... life in cosmos can be kind of sad when farting gets forbidden | re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft (karma: 1)
en>fr fr>en By LTKilling Comments: 8554, member since Sun Aug 14, 2005On Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:59 PM
| re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft en>fr fr>en By Whatchamacallit  Comments: 39328, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Wed Jan 18, 2012 05:16 AM

Another solution is to open a gas station in space, sell the farts to aliens
| re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft en>fr fr>en By jeanv Comments: 18543, member since Sun Sep 11, 2005On Wed Jan 18, 2012 05:36 AM
Whatchamacallit wrote:
Another solution is to open a gas station in space, sell the farts to aliens
Another solution is to open a gas station in space, sell watcha's brain farts to aliens
| re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft en>fr fr>en By WilyB Comments: 28429, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003On Wed Jan 18, 2012 08:07 AM
pippin wrote:
Il est bien connu que les Lycées Français à l’étranger gonflent artificiellement les notes des enfants afin de générer le plus de "goodwill" possible dans le pays d’accueil.
Par exemple, au moment du bac, certains professeurs insistent particulièrement sur des parties précises du programme qui, oh miracle, se trouve justement être les parties sur lesquelles les questions seront posées.
Certains enfants malheureusement, n'est-ce pas Whatcha, ne parviennent néanmoins pas a obtenir le bac. | |
re: Unbalavable : astronauts farts could create flammable gas in spacecraft en>fr fr>en By Whatchamacallit  Comments: 39328, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:13 AM
WilyB wrote:
pippin wrote:
Il est bien connu que les Lycées Français à l’étranger gonflent artificiellement les notes des enfants afin de générer le plus de "goodwill" possible dans le pays d’accueil.
Par exemple, au moment du bac, certains professeurs insistent particulièrement sur des parties précises du programme qui, oh miracle, se trouve justement être les parties sur lesquelles les questions seront posées.
Certains enfants malheureusement, n'est-ce pas Whatcha, ne parviennent néanmoins pas a obtenir le bac.
We can see that you forgot Pippin's text. I then wonder what high school you attended, probably one of those shitholes in the Parisian paleosimian suburbs ?
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