Richard1 wrote:

...I wouldn't want that dirty old fucker anywhere near my penis or my kid's penis.

Why? Do your kids have Jewish penisi

malbarre wrote:

You know Oldslime, I remember something in the standard ration box of the French Army during the 80's. There was a can of processed cheese. If you eat it, you farted during 3 days. We nicknamed it "La Boite à Prout". The "Farting Box".

I understand now why the American were so enthusiastic about our Ration when we met them in the military camps of West Germany...

Stand up and be loud!
I'm french and I prout!"

Klausbarbie wrote:

Richard1 wrote:

...I wouldn't want that dirty old fucker anywhere near my penis or my kid's penis.

Why? Do your kids have Jewish penisi

Why do you want to know?

OldLyme wrote:

malbarre wrote:

You know Oldslime, I remember something in the standard ration box of the French Army during the 80's. There was a can of processed cheese. If you eat it, you farted during 3 days. We nicknamed it "La Boite à Prout". The "Farting Box".

I understand now why the American were so enthusiastic about our Ration when we met them in the military camps of West Germany...

Stand up and be loud!
I'm french and I prout!"

I'm very prout of myself

Fucking disgusting.
Food was the most unbearable thing I couldn't stand while living in the US !

No wonder american are so fat, they keep eating to try to find something edible and tasty. A lost cause, indeed

Hubertus wrote:

Fucking disgusting.
Food was the most unbearable thing I couldn't stand while living in the US !

No wonder american are so fat, they keep eating to try to find something edible and tasty. A lost cause, indeed

Shut the fuck up and eat your snails and horse meat!

malbarre wrote:

You know Oldslime, I remember something in the standard ration box of the French Army during the 80's. There was a can of processed cheese. If you eat it, you farted during 3 days. We nicknamed it "La Boite à Prout". The "Farting Box".

I understand now why the American were so enthusiastic about our Ration when we met them in the military camps of West Germany...

It wasn't the cheese, Mal. It was that little bottle of "eau de vie."

naturalizedtexan wrote:

malbarre wrote:

You know Oldslime, I remember something in the standard ration box of the French Army during the 80's. There was a can of processed cheese. If you eat it, you farted during 3 days. We nicknamed it "La Boite à Prout". The "Farting Box".

I understand now why the American were so enthusiastic about our Ration when we met them in the military camps of West Germany...

It wasn't the cheese, Mal. It was that little bottle of "eau de vie."

Hmm. We were used to clean our rifle with it. Is it the use you did with? We called it "le coup de gniole" (shot of brandy) by reference to the traditions of our glorious ancestors before charging bayonnet fixed the german MG at Verdun!

My ration box were more recent. Only "light" Gauloises cigarettes. And the famous "bocage normand" soup! And the "SNCF" toilet paper! Ideal to, not to wipe, but spread! And what about the "Pain de Guerre" ? Work for dentists!

The best was the aniseed capsule to put in the water! The only eatable stuff in this ration!

Edit: that's surprising. It is marked 1985 and the cigarettes are not "light". They changed this ration box around 1988/1989 for a better one!

malbarre wrote:

naturalizedtexan wrote:

malbarre wrote:

You know Oldslime, I remember something in the standard ration box of the French Army during the 80's. There was a can of processed cheese. If you eat it, you farted during 3 days. We nicknamed it "La Boite à Prout". The "Farting Box".

I understand now why the American were so enthusiastic about our Ration when we met them in the military camps of West Germany...

It wasn't the cheese, Mal. It was that little bottle of "eau de vie."

Hmm. We were used to clean our rifle with it. Is it the use you did with? We called it "le coup de gniole" (shot of brandy) by reference to the traditions of our glorious ancestors before charging bayonnet fixed the german MG at Verdun!

My ration box were more recent. Only "light" Gauloises cigarettes. And the famous "bocage normand" soup! And the "SNCF" toilet paper! Ideal to, not to wipe, but spread! And what about the "Pain de Guerre" ? Work for dentists!

The best was the aniseed capsule to put in the water! The only eatable stuff in this ration!

Tu "forgets" la boite de "singe" !

Hubertus wrote:

Fucking disgusting.
Food was the most unbearable thing I couldn't stand while living in the US !

No wonder american are so fat, they keep eating to try to find something edible and tasty. A lost cause, indeed

You must be poor. Did you just eat at Burger King and Applebees and 24 hour convenience stores?

Armonteutmaronne wrote:

malbarre wrote:

naturalizedtexan wrote:

malbarre wrote:

You know Oldslime, I remember something in the standard ration box of the French Army during the 80's. There was a can of processed cheese. If you eat it, you farted during 3 days. We nicknamed it "La Boite à Prout". The "Farting Box".

I understand now why the American were so enthusiastic about our Ration when we met them in the military camps of West Germany...

It wasn't the cheese, Mal. It was that little bottle of "eau de vie."

Hmm. We were used to clean our rifle with it. Is it the use you did with? We called it "le coup de gniole" (shot of brandy) by reference to the traditions of our glorious ancestors before charging bayonnet fixed the german MG at Verdun!

My ration box were more recent. Only "light" Gauloises cigarettes. And the famous "bocage normand" soup! And the "SNCF" toilet paper! Ideal to, not to wipe, but spread! And what about the "Pain de Guerre" ? Work for dentists!

The best was the aniseed capsule to put in the water! The only eatable stuff in this ration!

Tu "forgets" la boite de "singe" !

Not so bad, l'Ancien

I don't drink, but most cooks & supply sergeants do.



That little bottle made wonderful trading material. For some odd reason, batteries are hard to come by in the military supply system. I was able to trade the cognac for all the BA-3030s and BA-3058s we needed.

naturalizedtexan wrote:

I don't drink, but most cooks & supply sergeants do.



That little bottle made wonderful trading material. For some odd reason, batteries are hard to come by in the military supply system. I was able to trade the cognac for all the BA-3030s and BA-3058s we needed.

So... If it was to load some D-Cell batteries in this box...

Johnny_Ola wrote:

Hubertus wrote:

Fucking disgusting.
Food was the most unbearable thing I couldn't stand while living in the US !

No wonder american are so fat, they keep eating to try to find something edible and tasty. A lost cause, indeed

You must be poor. Did you just eat at Burger King and Applebees and 24 hour convenience stores?

Indeed, I reckon Burger King was far better than the others. But my barbecue sauce was better than anything you could find in the US, because I was using real french mustard and honey.
Sarah Lee cheese cakes were also fine but the only thing I miss are the soft shell crabs that I used to cook in simmering oil, then trhow some Tabasco then plenty of wisky and light it up.

Yet the most terrible thing I dreaded were the birthday parties and their awfull cakes and jellies ! I even throw up when I see them in a movie !

Richard1 wrote:

Klausbarbie wrote:

Richard1 wrote:

...I wouldn't want that dirty old fucker anywhere near my penis or my kid's penis.

Why? Do your kids have Jewish penisi

Why do you want to know?

I don't want to know. But, maybe your kids might

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... Casu Marzu ! ... Mmmmm, ... yummy!



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Klausbarbie wrote:

Richard1 wrote:

Klausbarbie wrote:

Richard1 wrote:

...I wouldn't want that dirty old fucker anywhere near my penis or my kid's penis.

Why? Do your kids have Jewish penisi

Why do you want to know?

I don't want to know. But, maybe your kids might

Did you break the news to them yet?

That's what I call cheese!

Fredmasse wrote:

That's what I call cheese!

Eating pine cones again Fred?

Johnny_Ola wrote:

Fredmasse wrote:

That's what I call cheese!

Eating pine cones again Fred?

Johnny, you don't know the "Boulette d'Avesnes ?, the best !

AUSTRALIA's finest!

Liberal approved.

Armonteutmaronne wrote:

Johnny_Ola wrote:

Fredmasse wrote:

That's what I call cheese!

Eating pine cones again Fred?

Johnny, you don't know the "Boulette d'Avesnes ?, the best !

Can't claim that I have tried it. Looks like it is hard to find in the US.

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Sabroso

OldLyme wrote:




Sabroso

embroidered stretch lace and cheese drives me wild