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By Whatchamacallit   Comments: 38574, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Sat Dec 24, 2011 01:09 PM
Edited by Whatchamacallit (73707) on 2011-12-24 13:11:08
A bloke makes a Cannabis plant a Xmas tree. The shit hits the fan when Police searches his place !
the Daily Mail wrote:
High-ho, high-ho, it's off to jail we go!: Owner of huge pot plant decorated with baubles is imprisoned for Christmas
By David Gerges
Last updated at 1:39 AM on 24th December 2011
A homeowner will spend the festive season behind bars after he turned his favourite pot plant into a Christmas tree, complete with baubles.
Ian Richards, 46, had decorated his fully-grown cannabis tree that police discovered after raiding his house.
He was behind bars today after a judge jailed him for 18 months for growing the cannabis plant - and a dozen others in his home in Aylesham, near Canterbury, Kent.
When police executed a search warrant at his home they found a hydroponic cannabis factory set up.
Police constable Derren Dennett, who investigated the case, said: 'In addition, Richards seemed to have got into the festive spirit by having his own special Christmas tree - he had grown one of the cannabis plants to full size and then decorated it with Christmas baubles.
'By using a 5ft tall cannabis plant as a Christmas tree Richards showed a total disregard for the law,' he said.
'One of the bedrooms at his home had been transformed into a very sophisticated cannabis factory.
'He claimed the plants were for his own personal use but the factory clearly had the potential to produce a large quantity of cannabis.
'He is now spending his Christmas in prison and by closing down this cannabis factory we have prevented a large quantity of class B drugs from reaching the streets,' he added.
Richards was jailed at Canterbury Crown Court.
That's a beautiful Xmas tale à la mode Chaucer and better, it takes place in Canterbury.
The bloke deserves it. Greeting Xmas with Cannabis instead of Champagne is a sacrilege. Santa flips over in his grave, I assume.
Today most Cannabis users have become very arrogant. Once Holland had legalized it, they were convinced all European countries would follow.
Right when they thought they were about to win, Holland back pedaled and re-classified Cannabis as a hard drug, because moroccans are so stupid they did flood the market with a product so concentrated it shelves as a hard drug. Life is a bitch !
Some things never change.
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By pippin Comments: 5739, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009On Sat Dec 24, 2011 01:38 PM
I used to grow 6 plants every year on my top terrace up in the rooftops. I had a little room to dry the colas. Four years on, I may start up again. I have a stash of Afgan Bush seeds. I may just dry it and use it in quiches and stuff, or just smoke it wirh some tobacco. Fuckin' nice! |
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By Whatchamacallit Comments: 38574, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Sat Dec 24, 2011 02:55 PM
As long as you don't live in Canterbury ...
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By pippin Comments: 5739, member since Mon Jan 19, 2009On Sat Dec 24, 2011 05:02 PM
Whatchamacallit wrote:
As long as you don't live in Canterbury ...
 England or New Zealand? We don't have a Canterbury in SW France. |
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By Whatchamacallit Comments: 38574, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Sat Dec 24, 2011 06:35 PM
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By faqufrance Comments: 6760, member since Wed Nov 17, 2004On Tue Dec 27, 2011 06:38 AM
pippin wrote:
I used to grow 6 plants every year on my top terrace up in the rooftops. I had a little room to dry the colas. Four years on, I may start up again. I have a stash of Afgan Bush seeds. I may just dry it and use it in quiches and stuff, or just smoke it wirh some tobacco. Fuckin' nice!
You used it as a "date rape" drug in that past, you rapist. |
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By Whatchamacallit Comments: 38574, member since Fri Nov 14, 2003On Tue Dec 27, 2011 01:13 PM
Reminds us of another Darwin awards winner, that girl who went to the precinct to file a claim that her ex-boyfriend had stolen her stash of weed ...
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