You know the government; never use one or two words when you can use 10 or 15. This is the same institution, for instance, that once famously described a shovel as a "Manually operated personal earth moving implement," and a tent as a "Portable, tensile-framed, fabric personnel housing unit."

With Christmas season upon us, can you imagine how the government would title Christmas Carols?

See if you can decipher the following governmentspeak.

1. Embellish the interior passageways

2. Resonating semi-oblate spheroids manufactured from atomic element 47.

3. Bipedal perambulation in a geographic state of fantasy during the season of Mother Nature's dormancy.

4. Obese personification of a mythological creature, fabricated from compressed mounds of minute dihydrogen-oxide crystals.

5. Tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums suspended in inverted metallic cups.

6. Regal Bohemian lawgiver noted for his philanthropic lifestyle.

7. Germinal dicotyledons, species Castanea dentata or Castanea sativa, cooking slowly in the midst of unencumbered flames.

8. The approach of the holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is becoming evident.

9. Ethnic Lappland quadruped possessing a proboscis of a distinct cerise hue.

10. Expectation of the arrival to a populated area by a mythical, masculine perennial gift-giver.

11. Jovial Yuletide desired for the second person singular by us.

12. Personal hallucination regarding a natal celebration entirely devoid of color.

13. One dozen diurnal rotations of the holiday season celebrating Christ's birth.

14. My sole desire this Yuletide season is the acquisition of a pair of central incisors.

15. My anticipation of Noel mementos: Nil.

16. Proof of maternal primary care provider's infidelity with Kris Kringle (Note: oro-labial greetings were exchanged).

17. Expression of wonder in regards to the arboreal representation of the Yule season.

18. Tranquility resides on Terra Firma.

19. Listen; the celestial messengers produce harmonious sounds.

20. Nocturnal time span of unbroken quietness.

21. Groups of domesticated wool-bearing chattel observed in nocturnal vigilance by pastoral herdsmen.

22. Sub-zoned municipality in Judea southeast of Jerusalem.

23. Twelve O'clock on a clement night witnessed the arrival of the event.

24. An emotion excited by the acquisition or expectation of good given to the terrestrial sphere.

25. Move hitherward the entire assemblage of those who are loyal to their beliefs.

26. In a distant location the existence of an improvised unit of children's slumber furniture formerly used as a receptacle for cattle fodder.

27. Are we receiving the same sonic wavelengths?

28. Aural detection of celestial beings in ethereal realms.

29. The Christmas preceding all others.

30. Undetermined origin of a diminutive person requiring constant care and upbringing, AKA "Who's the mystery kid?"

31. Proceed forth declaring on a specific alpine geologic formation.

32. In awe of the nocturnal time span characterized by religiosity.

33. Omnipotent Supreme Being elicits respite to ecstatic distinguished adult human males.

34. First person nominative plural of a triumvirate of Far Eastern potentates.

35. Diminutive masculine master of percussionistic skin-covered cylinders.

36. Distinguished, elderly symbol of Yuletide giving, noted for good cheer.


Answers will be posted later today.

Way too boring Nancy (as usual and nobody will even read your junk)

Propose to replace this game by :

How many boy scouts did NT molest in Nov 2011

1) between 0 and 5
2) between 6 and 30
3) way more !!

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naturalizedtexan wrote:

You know the government; never use one or two words when you can use 10 or 15. This is the same institution, for instance, that once famously described a shovel as a "Manually operated personal earth moving implement," and a tent as a "Portable, tensile-framed, fabric personnel housing unit."

With Christmas season upon us, can you imagine how the government would title Christmas Carols?

See if you can decipher the following governmentspeak.

1. Embellish the interior passageways

Deck The Halls

2. Resonating semi-oblate spheroids manufactured from atomic element 47.

Silver Bells

3. Bipedal perambulation in a geographic state of fantasy during the season of Mother Nature's dormancy.

Walking In a Winter Wonder Land

4. Obese personification of a mythological creature, fabricated from compressed mounds of minute dihydrogen-oxide crystals.

Frosty The snow Man

5. Tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums suspended in inverted metallic cups.

Carol Of The Bells

6. Regal Bohemian lawgiver noted for his philanthropic lifestyle.

Good King Wenceslaus

7. Germinal dicotyledons, species Castanea dentata or Castanea sativa, cooking slowly in the midst of unencumbered flames.

Christmas song (Chestnuts roasting...)

8. The approach of the holiday commemorating the birth of Christ is becoming evident.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

9. Ethnic Lappland quadruped possessing a proboscis of a distinct cerise hue.

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer

10. Expectation of the arrival to a populated area by a mythical, masculine perennial gift-giver.

Santa Claus is Coming To Town

11. Jovial Yuletide desired for the second person singular by us.

We wish you a Merry Christmas

12. Personal hallucination regarding a natal celebration entirely devoid of color.

I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas

13. One dozen diurnal rotations of the holiday season celebrating Christ's birth.

12 days of Christmas

14. My sole desire this Yuletide season is the acquisition of a pair of central incisors.

All I want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

15. My anticipation of Noel mementos: Nil.

I aint getting nothing for Christmas

16. Proof of maternal primary care provider's infidelity with Kris Kringle (Note: oro-labial greetings were exchanged).

I saw roger kissing Santa Claus

17. Expression of wonder in regards to the arboreal representation of the Yule season.

Oh,Christmas Tree

18. Tranquility resides on Terra Firma.

Peace on Earth

19. Listen; the celestial messengers produce harmonious sounds.

Hark!,the herald Angels sing

20. Nocturnal time span of unbroken quietness.

Silent Night

21. Groups of domesticated wool-bearing chattel observed in nocturnal vigilance by pastoral herdsmen.

While shepherds watched their flocks by night

22. Sub-zoned municipality in Judea southeast of Jerusalem.

Oh Little Town of Bethlehem

23. Twelve O'clock on a clement night witnessed the arrival of the event.

It Came upon A midnight Clear

24. An emotion excited by the acquisition or expectation of good given to the terrestrial sphere.

Joy To The World

25. Move hitherward the entire assemblage of those who are loyal to their beliefs.

Oh Come,All ye Faithful

26. In a distant location the existence of an improvised unit of children's slumber furniture formerly used as a receptacle for cattle fodder.

Away in a Manger

27. Are we receiving the same sonic wavelengths?

Do You Hear What I hear

28. Aural detection of celestial beings in ethereal realms.

Angels We have heard on High

29. The Christmas preceding all others.

The First Noel

30. Undetermined origin of a diminutive person requiring constant care and upbringing, AKA "Who's the mystery kid?"

What Child is This?

31. Proceed forth declaring on a specific alpine geologic formation.

Go Tell it on the Mountain

32. In awe of the nocturnal time span characterized by religiosity.

Oh Holy Night

33. Omnipotent Supreme Being elicits respite to ecstatic distinguished adult human males.

God Rest ye merry,Gentlemen

34. First person nominative plural of a triumvirate of Far Eastern potentates.

We Three kings

35. Diminutive masculine master of percussionistic skin-covered cylinders.

Little Drummer Boy

36. Distinguished, elderly symbol of Yuletide giving, noted for good cheer.

Jolly old st.Nicholas


Answers will be posted later today.

Find the hidden message!!

Roasting Boy Scouts by the open fire?

Kudos to Lord of the Air; he got all but one.

1. Deck The Halls
2. Silver Bells
3. Walking In A Winter Wonderland
4. Frosty The Snowman
5. Jingle Bells
6. Good King Wenceslaus
7. Chestnuts Roasting In An Open Fire
8. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
9. Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer
10. Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
11. We Wish You A Merry Christmas
12. I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
13. The Twelve Days Of Christmas
14. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
15. I'm Getting Nothing For Christmas
16. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
17. Oh, Christmas Tree
18. Peace On Earth
19. Hark, The Herald Angels Sing
20. Silent Night
21. While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks At Night
22. Little Town of Bethlehem
23. It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
24. Joy To The World
25. Oh Come, All Ye Faithful
26. Away In A Manger
27. Do You Hear What I Hear?
28. Angels We Have Heard On High
29. The First Noel
30. What Child Is This?
31. Go Tell It On The Mountain
32. Oh, Holy Night
33. God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen
34. We Three Kings of Orient
35. The Little Drummer Boy
36. Jolly Old Saint Nicholas