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Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 16)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 23688, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 08:57 AM
Decisive French victory, effective end of the Third Coalition Dissolution of the Holy Roman Empire hahaha! Establishment of the Confederation of the Rhine Every French fucks 10 aMoricon today.

Today... is Austerlitz day! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Yorktown will tell you about how the free France will conquer islamism, americanism and chinism with the aid of God and a few French Grognards of the Vieille Garde! God has a hard-on for the Vieille Garde because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh American, Chinese, Boche, Arab and some collabos souls on ff.com! God was here before the Vieille Garde! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to Vieille Garde!

Today, you all, French people are Grognards. You're part of a brotherhood. From now on until the day you die, wherever you are, every Grognard is your brother. Few of us, here, have already died. But always remember this: Grognards die. But the Vieille Garde lives forever! And that means YOU live forever.

31 Replies to Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French!

re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By FrogKillrmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 8349, member since Mon May 05, 2003
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 09:53 AM
Chaplain Yorktown will tell you about how the free France will conquer islamism, americanism and chinism...

I hate to break the news to you, but the war with the ragheads isn't going so well. Eject...or better yet, KILL...the fucking vermin in France and we'll discuss your odds of beating the US and Gookland,
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 23688, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 09:57 AM
FrogKillr wrote:

Chaplain Yorktown will tell you about how the free France will conquer islamism, americanism and chinism...

I hate to break the news to you, but the war with the ragheads isn't going so well. Eject...or better yet, KILL...the fucking vermin in France and we'll discuss your odds of beating the US and Gookland,
Thank you very much. But we're at work.

Image hotlink - 'http://www.libertaland.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kadhafi-mort-photo.jpg'
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By FrogKillrmember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 8349, member since Mon May 05, 2003
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:08 AM
Thank you very much. But we're at work.

OK, keep up the good work. But you really need to get around to killing the ones INSIDE France.
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By Fredmassemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 39700, member since Wed Jan 12, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:10 AM
Malbarre... Voilà un brave!
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By mamud Comments: 17394, member since Mon May 21, 2007
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:11 AM
FrogKillr wrote:

Thank you very much. But we're at work.

OK, keep up the good work. But you really need to get around to killing the ones INSIDE France.


It's been thought of and planned… Fist will be the first target.
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By LTKilling Comments: 6535, member since Sun Aug 14, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:15 AM
Image hotlink - 'http://gamesareevil.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/napoleon-total-war-pc-screenshot.jpg'

I always play the Prussians and I TAKE OVER EUROPE AND MAKE A NEW REICH

SIEG HEIL
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By mamud Comments: 17394, member since Mon May 21, 2007
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:34 AM



Report: IDF strikes exposed spy site in Lebanon :)

IAF planes bomb Israeli espionage facility that was exposed by Hezbollah in s. Lebanon, website associated with the group reports


Roee Nahmias
Published: 12.02.11, 18:03 / Israel News


Two people were injured after an explosion was heard between the southern Lebanon towns of Srifa and Deir Kifa Friday – a blast that may have been caused by an IDF drone, the Lebanese newspaper The Daily Star reported.



A website associated with Hezbollah said that the IDF bombed an Israeli espionage facility that was exposed by the terror group. According to the report, IAF combat planes launched a strike on the equipment after it was discovered.



Residents told The Daily Star that an Israeli reconnaissance plane was heard flying over south Lebanon prior to the blast. The newspaper cited security sources as saying that the explosion may have taken place near a Hezbollah arms depot.



The IDF has yet to comment on the reports.



Last week, Lebanese media outlets said that a massive explosion rocked a Hezbollah stronghold near the town of Siddiqin in southern Lebanon. The blast was estimated to have occurred at a secret Hezbollah arms cache. The organization closed the area off to local security forces.



On Monday night two Katyusha rockets were fired from Lebanon at the western Galilee. No one was injured, but damaged was caused to property.
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By AltesEuropa Comments: 4492, member since Wed Feb 02, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:06 AM
Edited by AltesEuropa (76132) on 2011-12-02 11:06:28
Edited by AltesEuropa (76132) on 2011-12-02 11:08:47
Edited by AltesEuropa (76132) on 2011-12-02 11:10:29
Must be kind of depressing, having to go two centuries back in history to celebrate a resounding victory over some other powers that were punching at least in the same weight class.

And it doesn't get better when one thinks how that whole thing turned out... :D

And here it comes again, my favorite Fuck France March, played on location about every two generations (1815, 1871, 1940... OMG, getting time again...)



re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 4)  en>fr fr>en
By Trafalgar Comments: 10070, member since Wed Aug 17, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:22 AM
AltesEuropa wrote:



And here it comes again, my favorite Fuck France March, played on location about every two generations (1815, 1871, 1940... OMG, getting time again...)




You 'forgot' 1914.
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 23688, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 11:42 AM
AltesEuropa wrote:

Must be kind of depressing, having to go two centuries back in history to celebrate a resounding victory over some other powers that were punching at least in the same weight class.

And it doesn't get better when one thinks how that whole thing turned out... :D

And here it comes again, my favorite Fuck France March, played on location about every two generations (1815, 1871, 1940... OMG, getting time again...)





Vieille Europe... :)
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! en>fr fr>en
By AltesEuropa Comments: 4492, member since Wed Feb 02, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:29 PM
Trafalgar wrote:

AltesEuropa wrote:



And here it comes again, my favorite Fuck France March, played on location about every two generations (1815, 1871, 1940... OMG, getting time again...)




You 'forgot' 1914.


Suburbs don't count. The march has to be played on the Champs-Élysées. Would have violated the two generations rule anyway. This was just to scare the French and test some new trench digging techniques. Worked out fine. Northern France was full of excellent German trenches afterwards.
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 7)  en>fr fr>en
By WilyB Comments: 27439, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:42 PM
The French should have brushed aside the Allies fears and marched right into Berlin in 1918.

Fucking Krauts would have known once and for all who won the war to end all wars.

Russians sure did not make the same huge mistake in 1945 and rid the world of the boche once and for all: they are now like little pussies.

:D

PS: Salut Altes, ca va pour toi?
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By Fredmassemember has saluted, click to view salute photos Comments: 39700, member since Wed Jan 12, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:51 PM
WilyB wrote:

The French should have brushed aside the Allies fears and marched right into Berlin in 1918.

Fucking Krauts would have known once and for all who won the war to end all wars.

Russians sure did not make the same huge mistake in 1945 and rid the world of the boche once and for all: they are now like little pussies.

:D

PS: Salut Altes, ca va pour toi?


Altes manque de majesté!
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 23688, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 01:43 PM
Edited by malbarre (77758) on 2011-12-02 13:55:17
AltesEuropa wrote:

Trafalgar wrote:

AltesEuropa wrote:



And here it comes again, my favorite Fuck France March, played on location about every two generations (1815, 1871, 1940... OMG, getting time again...)




You 'forgot' 1914.


Suburbs don't count. The march has to be played on the Champs-Élysées. Would have violated the two generations rule anyway. This was just to scare the French and test some new trench digging techniques. Worked out fine. Northern France was full of excellent German trenches afterwards.


By the way, French should thank the German. After their defeat in 1870, they chose the democracy. After their defeat in 1918, German chose to be nazis :)

More seriously. There is a French stupidity. But it appears that German stupidity is not so bad too. The game that the German are playing, even actually against the western interests, including the USA, by refusing custom retorsions against Chinese who are playing a true economic war against us, is a very dangerous one. German are unable to assume their economic and political leadership. They only see their navel. They're selfish, self-righteous and shortsighted. And they'll pay the price once again.

I know you're an enlightened boy. You know I'm right. I know you're agree with me.
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By GhostDivision Comments: 3209, member since Thu Feb 09, 2006
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 04:09 PM
Edited by GhostDivision (79003) on 2011-12-02 16:09:29
"I have been much perturbed by reports indicating that resources of France are being placed at the disposal of Germany in a measure beyond that positively required by the terms of the armistice agreement. I have reason to believe that aside from the selfish interests of individuals there is unrequired governmental cooperation with Germany motivated by a belief in the inevitableness of a German victory and ultimate benefit to France."- President Roosevelt to the Appointed Ambassador to France (Admiral Leahy), 20 December 1940 ;)
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! en>fr fr>en
By AltesEuropa Comments: 4492, member since Wed Feb 02, 2005
On Fri Dec 02, 2011 05:31 PM
malbarre wrote:

AltesEuropa wrote:

Trafalgar wrote:

AltesEuropa wrote:



And here it comes again, my favorite Fuck France March, played on location about every two generations (1815, 1871, 1940... OMG, getting time again...)




You 'forgot' 1914.


Suburbs don't count. The march has to be played on the Champs-Élysées. Would have violated the two generations rule anyway. This was just to scare the French and test some new trench digging techniques. Worked out fine. Northern France was full of excellent German trenches afterwards.


By the way, French should thank the German. After their defeat in 1870, they chose the democracy. After their defeat in 1918, German chose to be nazis :)


As far as I can see 1870 in France and 1918/1919 in Germany have some interesting similarities (For, as you know, 1933 doesn't follow after 1818. Quite some stuff happened inbetween and France played a very detrimental role in this). There were revolutions in both countries and the revolutionaries were finally shot to smithereens by the more centrist powers. Both countries also had their revanchism afterwards.

More seriously. There is a French stupidity. But it appears that German stupidity is not so bad too. The game that the German are playing, even actually against the western interests, including the USA, by refusing custom retorsions against Chinese who are playing a true economic war against us, is a very dangerous one.[/qm]

I must confess I am not exactly with you on this one. What's that story about?

German are unable to assume their economic and political leadership. They only see their navel. They're selfish, self-righteous and shortsighted. And they'll pay the price once again.

I know you're an enlightened boy. You know I'm right. I know you're agree with me.


I have to tell you I am getting a sinking feeling about this one, absolutely. I hope you won't be right but if all should fall into pieces, I am afraid I won't take too long to understand what a terrible failure in leadership our leaders put on display. It'sdefinitely toolate in the gameto holdlectures about the merits of low inflation, fiscal disciplineand independent central banks when the house has started to burn down already...

It's really odd, you know? There is still a pervasive feeling of "crisis? what crisis?" in Germany. Where is the German Angst when you need it, LOL

Even the infamously picky German consumers really do consume as if there was no tomorrow. Manufacturing is generally doing exceedingly well, unemployment is still going down ... and those pesky "Club Med" baddies are hell-bent on burning up more of our hard-earned money. Let them learn how to do honest Arbeit first...

I have a bad feeling about this... However, internal criticism in Germany of Merkel's inaction is rising dramatically now. My bet is she will agree to Euro-Bonds finally. But what doesn't make my sinking feeling go away - she does these things always when it's already too late to get out of the mess relatively cheaply ...
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 23688, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Sat Dec 03, 2011 02:27 AM
GhostDivision wrote:

"I have been much perturbed by reports indicating that resources of France are being placed at the disposal of Germany in a measure beyond that positively required by the terms of the armistice agreement. I have reason to believe that aside from the selfish interests of individuals there is unrequired governmental cooperation with Germany motivated by a belief in the inevitableness of a German victory and ultimate benefit to France."- President Roosevelt to the Appointed Ambassador to France (Admiral Leahy), 20 December 1940 ;)
And?
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By bestinUS Comments: 4286, member since Tue May 15, 2007
On Sat Dec 03, 2011 03:06 AM
malbarré: Today, you all, French people are Grognards



Malbarré, tu n'as rien d'un grognard.... Tu n'es qu'un tocard capitulard qui sert de clébard aux khazars et aux batards du betar.



..... en plus d'être un gros connard de salopard qui ose traiter de fils de pute Marius Chapelant, poilu de 14 18 qu'on fusilla sur un brancard.

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Image hotlink - 'http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50316_181064891917779_2829389_n.jpg'

Le 7 octobre 1914, après sept jours et sept nuits de combats et de bombardements ininterrompus autour de Beuvraignes (Somme), Marius Chapelant, un engagé volontaire, mitrailleur, promu au feu est capturé avec une poignée de survivants.

Blessé à une jambe, il réussit cependant à s’échapper et à regagner les lignes françaises deux jours plus tard, dans un état d’épuisement facile à imaginer.

Pourtant, le lieutenant-colonel Didier, son chef de corps, le fit traduire devant un « conseil de guerre spécial » qui le condamne à mort pour « capitulation en rase campagne ».

Le 10 octobre 1914, Chapelant est fusillé dans la cour du château des Loges, attaché à son brancard dressé contre un pommier.


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re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 23688, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Sat Dec 03, 2011 03:20 AM
Edited by malbarre (77758) on 2011-12-03 03:21:01
Edited by malbarre (77758) on 2011-12-03 03:21:21
Edited by malbarre (77758) on 2011-12-03 03:50:55
AltesEuropa wrote:



As far as I can see 1870 in France and 1918/1919 in Germany have some interesting similarities (For, as you know, 1933 doesn't follow after 1818. Quite some stuff happened inbetween and France played a very detrimental role in this). There were revolutions in both countries and the revolutionaries were finally shot to smithereens by the more centrist powers. Both countries also had their revanchism afterwards.


As I said it, the German stupidity, as the French one, has its special features. About the French revanchism of 1870, the target was to take back Alsace Lorraine. The Pangermanism was something quite different. To pastoralize France, to conquer eastern territories until Ukrain. This is what you tried to do at the south and achieved at east. More. At Verdun, the German didn't try to only defeat the French armies by using the mass coupled to the movement. They tried to eliminate a whole generation of French men in a massive battle of attrition to "bleed to death" French people. This is just the prototype of Auschwitz. This isn't a French, British, American nor any other foreign country behavior. This is a typical German behavior. Not to defeat to obtain something. But to destroy.

Hitler, by the way, is just the continuation of the German thought which succeeded to the Bismark's one. Hitler just carried on the pangermanist war of conquest with an interruption of 20 years. 10, in fact.

And about the compensations obtained by the French in 1919, do you think they were not justified :) ? After 50 years of financial and human losses due firstly to the loss of the industrial areas of Alsace Lorraine and secondly, to the boundless human and economical destructions on the French northern territories? You destroy, you kill, you pillage and we have just to forget it untill your next claims? :O

By the way, with or without war compensations in 1919, Hitler would have rise in Germany because he was, he's a cultural emanation of what is the worst in this country. The fact is that the German lost the war and would have been more severely defeated if British and American had followed the French in 1919: to "break some German windows" on the German field. Isn't it? As France has its own cultural exception in its own worst. I DO agree with that. We're quite different but not better. But don't forget what you did and why you did it. The problem was NOT the French answer but the German question. Clemenceau is NOT the reason why there was a second world war. French just wanted to live in peace in their country.

Merkel is a große Wurst.
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 23688, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Sat Dec 03, 2011 03:44 AM
bestinUS wrote:

malbarré: Today, you all, French people are Grognards



Malbarré, tu n'as rien d'un grognard.... Tu n'es qu'un tocard capitulard qui sert de clébard aux khazars et aux batards du betar.



..... en plus d'être un gros connard de salopard qui ose traiter de fils de pute Marius Chapelant, poilu de 14 18 qu'on fusilla sur un brancard.

.

Image hotlink - 'http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50316_181064891917779_2829389_n.jpg'

Le 7 octobre 1914, après sept jours et sept nuits de combats et de bombardements ininterrompus autour de Beuvraignes (Somme), Marius Chapelant, un engagé volontaire, mitrailleur, promu au feu est capturé avec une poignée de survivants.

Blessé à une jambe, il réussit cependant à s’échapper et à regagner les lignes françaises deux jours plus tard, dans un état d’épuisement facile à imaginer.

Pourtant, le lieutenant-colonel Didier, son chef de corps, le fit traduire devant un « conseil de guerre spécial » qui le condamne à mort pour « capitulation en rase campagne ».

Le 10 octobre 1914, Chapelant est fusillé dans la cour du château des Loges, attaché à son brancard dressé contre un pommier.


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Once again, there was a big rehabilitaion of french soldiers shot during the war for cowardice, case by case, during the 20's (around 600 cases). Those who haven't been rehabilitated after revision of their trial, have been shot for "good reasons". You just present a partisan case from a partial article created by... a pacifist, written and rewritten 39 times!

Thank you very much. You have demonstrated what you are effectively.
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By bestinUS Comments: 4286, member since Tue May 15, 2007
On Sat Dec 03, 2011 04:01 AM
Edited by bestinUS (80601) on 2011-12-03 04:05:01
Edited by bestinUS (80601) on 2011-12-03 04:07:38
Wily: The French should have brushed aside the Allies fears and marched right into Berlin in 1918.



Parachever la guerre et pousser nos armées jusqu’à Berlin en imposant la solution Française dans une Allemagne spartakiste: Oui, c'est vrai, c'est ce qu'il fallait faire, cela nous aurait sans doute permis d'éviter la seconde guerre mondiale

C'était d'ailleurs la solution préconisée en premier lieu par Pétain.... On dit meme que le grand homme serait tombé en sanglots le jour où Foch et Clémenceau lui refuserent la réalisation de ce projet.


Comme quoi, les gros cons qui osent juger les Hommes 100 ans apres les faits, feraient bien mieux de plonger leur pif dans des bouquins d'Histoire un tant soit peu serieux, au lieu de jouer les procureurs impitoyables du haut de toute leur fatuité de bobo écervelé.

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re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 1)  en>fr fr>en
By malbarre Comments: 23688, member since Wed Aug 24, 2005
On Sat Dec 03, 2011 04:16 AM
bestinUS wrote:



C'était d'ailleurs la solution préconisée en premier lieu par Pétain.... On dit meme que le grand homme serait tombé en sanglots le jour où Foch et Clémenceau lui refuserent la réalisation de ce projet.



.
Hallucinant...
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 3)  en>fr fr>en
By WilyB Comments: 27439, member since Sat Apr 26, 2003
On Sat Dec 03, 2011 04:26 AM
bestinUS wrote:

Parachever la guerre et pousser nos armées jusqu’à Berlin en imposant la solution Française...


Les Anglos ne pouvaient supporter cette idée. Ils portent entièrement la responsabilité de la deuxième guerre mondiale.
re: Happy Austerlitz Day to you all, my fellow French! (karma: 2)  en>fr fr>en
By EuropeIsOurs Comments: 1048, member since Wed Jul 15, 2009
On Sat Dec 03, 2011 04:51 AM
Altes, wasn't Germany invaded in 1806, 1918, 1923, 1945?

And not to be able to engage a war since 1945, how is it?
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