pippin wrote:

...fuck, I've forgotten what I...are yes! You have not mentioned my house you were so interested in earlier.

Yeah,... actually I did. I called you a lying sack of shit. (I'm paraphrasing but that was the gist of it. )

I look forward to your praise.

Yeah,.. stick this up your ass and hold on to it while your waiting for it.

DropThatPie wrote:


Try researching you knuckledragging subhuman filth.

That is NOT a print.

repeat after me

Not A Print.

Anything that is not a print (meaning copy) must be an

Original.

Do you understand the concept of "original"?

It means "Genuine".

Spin it the way you want, it looks suspiciously like a print. Pencil signed on paper, sharp boundaries. From what BP has shown us, this is a print, likely an offset print. Not an original painting. I am not saying that BP doesn't own it or that he doesn't know the artist or whatever, it is just a print worth a couple hundred bucks.

pippin wrote:

The value of his pictures are not a lot

Retard,....

www.rayellis.com . . .

muhad_eezbaq wrote:

it is just a print worth a couple hundred bucks.

How much are you willing to wager on your "opinion"?

pippin wrote:

No, I was suggesting they were badly framed prints out of Walmart, but I also unfortunately suggested they were limited edition prints. That drew the arty-farty lot out of their holes. Yes, I would expect the originals could be oils, acrylics or gouache. The value of his pictures are not a lot, the poor deluded twat.

pippin, When you are in a hole, stop digging!

art.mvtimes.com . . .

muhad_eezbaq wrote:

Spin it the way you want, it looks suspiciously like a print. Pencil signed on paper, sharp boundaries. From what BP has shown us, this is a print, likely an offset print. Not an original painting. I am not saying that BP doesn't own it or that he doesn't know the artist or whatever, it is just a print worth a couple hundred bucks.

I would gladly introduce you to an expert on lobotomies so you can get an opinion on how much brain matter to remove to make you as smart as a lab rat.

In your case I suspect all of it will need to go in order for you to evolve beyond retard.

muhad_eezbaq wrote:

Spin it the way you want, it looks suspiciously like a print. Pencil signed on paper, sharp boundaries. From what BP has shown us, this is a print, likely an offset print. Not an original painting. I am not saying that BP doesn't own it or that he doesn't know the artist or whatever, it is just a print worth a couple hundred bucks.

To be totally fair,.. I'm posting a different photo that shows the detail of the angle cut of the matting,.. Still think its a "print"?

Right, OK! My final word tonight on this fuckin' subject. I am well past my bedtime, 4am. Burnprick, I believe you call him, shows these poncy pics of his boring gaff. On a poxy wall are two pictures that could be hanging [screwed] to the wall in a Formule1 hotel. They are badly framed behind glass with crappy MATS [OK?]. The photography being shit, gave the impression of two cheapos out of fuckin' Walmart. That's all I'm saying. It's a good job I crawled out of bed at 1.00pm today.

Thank God--peace and quiet!

pippin wrote:

That's all I'm saying.

Thanks for the input captain retard. Now go sleep it off you limey cunt.

The fact that you claim to be a "professional artist" and didn't know what a fucking mat was up until 30 minutes ago when I corrected your dumbass means you really need to cut back on the booze,... you can't afford to lose any more brain cells.

It is a pity you could not show the detail before. The mat looks ok, from what one can see. Fuck knows what the subject of the painting is all about, or should I say..print. What I can see of the artwork is that he is a good painter. You, bp, are a fuckin' useless photographer. Your fault I'm not snuggled up in bed. The only problem is, my cats will be pissed off for not getting fed at the normal time. A bit like a wife in a way.

BurnParis wrote:

[q=pippin]...fuck, I've forgotten what I...are yes! You have not mentioned my house you were so interested in earlier.

Yeah,... actually I did. I called you a lying sack of shit. (I'm paraphrasing but that was the gist of it. )

I look forward to your praise.

Yeah,.. stick this up your ass and hold on to it while your waiting for it.
[/q] You jealous bitch.

pippin wrote:

It is a pity you could not show the detail before. The mat looks ok, from what one can see. Fuck knows what the subject of the painting is all about, or should I say..print. What I can see of the artwork is that he is a good painter. You, bp, are a fuckin' useless photographer. Your fault I'm not snuggled up in bed. The only problem is, my cats will be pissed off for not getting fed at the normal time. A bit like a wife in a way.

Dude I bet you have like 20 cats.

pippin wrote:

my cats will be pissed off for not getting fed at the normal time. A bit like a wife in a way.

Ok - that's fucked up even for a freak like you,...

DropThatPie wrote:

[q=pippin] No, I was suggesting they were badly framed prints out of Walmart, but I also unfortunately suggested they were limited edition prints. That drew the arty-farty lot out of their holes. Yes, I would expect the originals could be oils, acrylics or gouache. The value of his pictures are not a lot, the poor deluded twat.

pippin, When you are in a hole, stop digging!

art.mvtimes.com . . .[/q] I was a mole in a previous life: I can't help myself!

ibigmang wrote:

[q=pippin]It is a pity you could not show the detail before. The mat looks ok, from what one can see. Fuck knows what the subject of the painting is all about, or should I say..print. What I can see of the artwork is that he is a good painter. You, bp, are a fuckin' useless photographer. Your fault I'm not snuggled up in bed. The only problem is, my cats will be pissed off for not getting fed at the normal time. A bit like a wife in a way.

Dude I bet you have like 20 cats.[/q] No, just 12. They come and go as they are wild apart from three of them. Some go off for months. I've lost 4 on the road, one hung itself and another fell off the roof and badly injured its self. I had to drown it in a bucket. I suppose over the past decade I've looked after maybe twenty.

Going on what I can see from the amateurish photo, that is a limited addition print. Looks like #2 of 30 marked on the mat with MrEllis' signature. Probably worth a couple of hundred but the value you've quoted would be for the original. I have similar signed prints by a well known British artist, with a very similar style. After framing they cost me £150. So BP, you are a bullshitter! I made a few cockups on this thread, and made myself look a prise berk, beeing pissed and past my bedtime, but I feel we have arrived at a satisfactory conclusion on the pictures. Having looked Mr Ellis up, I have gained respect for the old boy. As for that candle thing on your table, for fuck sake: get a life! Finally, I have not lied about about my house. If I posted pics of my house I would have fuckin' Ssaxon round here in no time. Fuck that!

pippin wrote:

Going on what I can see from the amateurish photo,

Dopey old limey retard,.... the pictures were taken in haste with a cellphone - You have the audacity to complain about pictures when you claim you don't have the mental capacity to take one? LOL - Now THATS funny.

Looks like #2 of 30 marked on the mat with MrEllis' signature.

Shithead - these two pieces were part of a charity auction in which he donated 30 pieces. The auction was held during a charity invitational golf tournament - hence the subject matter of the paintings you imbecile.

So BP, you are a bullshitter!

Based on what? You're drunken stupidity? You don't even know the difference between Mount and Mat you stupid old fuck,... YOU PROVED THAT, Not me.

I made a few cockups on this thread, and made myself look a prise berk,

And how is that different from any other post you've ever made?

I feel we have arrived at a satisfactory conclusion on the pictures.

A wrong conclusion, but like I said, how would that differ from any other conclusion you've drawn since posting here? Huh dumbass?

Having looked Mr Ellis up, I have gained respect for the old boy.

Yeah,... coming from an idiot like you, I'm sure he'll be "impressed"

As for that candle thing on your table, for fuck sake: get a life!

Dickhead - the photo was taken in the first week of January, the "candle thing" was the last of the holiday decorations to be put away - or did that whole "green and red" thing slip past your artistic eye again?

Finally, I have not lied about about my house. If I posted pics of my house I would have fuckin' Ssaxon round here in no time. Fuck that!

Nice excuse, lying sack.
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By the way, your new found girlfriend "ssuxdicks" has abandoned you, even he's not stupid enough to keep embarrassing himself after the beating you retards where tossed on this thread.

Consider you asses OWNED.



Later!

pippin wrote:

one hung itself and another fell off the roof and badly injured its self.

I guess these two couldn't escape like the other four and decided suicide was a better option than staying with you huh?

ROFLMAO

pippin wrote:

I've lost 4 on the road, one hung itself and another fell off the roof and badly injured its self. I had to drown it in a bucket.

You are no better than those you rail against in this forum, but then, you never were. I'd like to drown you, slowly, just for shits and giggles, you sadistic cunt.

pippin wrote:

I suppose over the past decade I've looked after maybe twenty [cats].

I can tell.

You know when you die they'll pee on you and eat you face?

ibigmang wrote:

I can tell.

You know when you die they'll pee on you and eat you face?

pippin was sort of hoping they would pee on him now while he's around to enjoy it.

I can take photos, I have various cameras, one a digital SLR. Once I've worked out how to transfer pics to the computer, then I may post some. Might even post some landscapes, wildlife and some botanical stuff, but rather pointless on fuck france. Anyway, you flouncing faggot, you cannot face up to the fact that I have a better house than you, and it's paid for. I am a man and can admit to my faults, without having to resort to bitching like you do. I expect another shower of limp wristed insults, carry on, I may choose to ignore you, but why not meanwhile, shove some of those ridiculous fairy lights up your gay arse. My comments are made in jest, I am not a vindictive bitch.

MsBehave wrote:

[q=pippin]I've lost 4 on the road, one hung itself and another fell off the roof and badly injured its self. I had to drown it in a bucket.

You are no better than those you rail against in this forum, but then, you never were. I'd like to drown you, slowly, just for shits and giggles, you sadistic cunt.[/q] OK bitch! What do you do when you have a screaming animal with it's guts hanging out, beyond repair. Let it die a long lingering death in agony, or simply put it out of its misery, as quick as possible. I would have shot it had my pistol been in working order at the time. My choice was either to blow my hand off, or drown the poor thing. I love animals and have owned dogs and cats most of my life. I hated doing it and was very upset after. It was a dreadful experience. I will have you know that I worked for 2 wildlife organisation, selling my wildlife paintings and donating 20 pc of my income before living expenses and tax, to the rescued big cats in a sanctury near my home for nearly ten years. You call me a sadist, you slag: you're just another self opinionated tart talking shit. You call me stupid. Look at your self.

pippin wrote:

I can take photos, I have various cameras, one a digital SLR. Once I've worked out how to transfer pics to the computer, then I may post some.

I look forward to it.

you cannot face up to the fact that I have a better house than you,

Sure I can - All you need to do is post the pictures in the form of a salute and I'll be more than willing to concede the fact if it turns out to be true. But until then, you're just a typical ff.com, internet poser - spouting bullshit. ANYONE can type a fucking description you dumbass.

and it's paid for.

Yeah? So what? The pictures of this "wood cabin" (as ssuxdicks calls it) I built a little less than 4 years ago and paid 3/4 of a million in cash for it and the land. This is ONE of my houses - the other is in a suburb of NYC and that was paid off before I was 35, and carries close to the same value.

I'm not impressed,.... seriously.

My comments are made in jest, I am not a vindictive bitch.

You're comments are made in ignorance and stupidity, you may not be "vindictive", but make no mistake about it,.. you will always be a bitch.