Folks, could you nice people seriously consider dressing up to make all that gunfight (hairpulling) at Sandbox Corral much more entertaining!! Please?

BurnParis wrote:

*sigh* Drunk again pipp?

Sober up dumbass,..

Pippi Longstocking avoids hangovers by staying drunk.

pippin wrote:

MsBehave wrote:

Adjust quickly, cunt. You like to punch below the belt and that could be your downfall. Your desciples tried to maintain your sick cause while you were away: to little effect, the pathetic twats. I expect you will award them with plenty of Ks for their efforts. Fuck the lot of you!

You shouldn't get your grandma panties in a twist, you old prancing queen. It's not good for your blood pressure or your heart.

And, once again, it's "disciples", you ignorant piece of shit.

OK you nitpickin' twat, want to be my proof reader? There are typos all over the fuckin' site: even the translation service is fuckin' crap: but that's all part of ff. Get over it and go suck Poop's dick.

With the slobbering idiocy you display in post after post, you need much more than proofreader. You need a drool wiper and a nappy changer, old girl.

BurnParis wrote:

*sigh* Drunk again pipp?

Sober up dumbass,..

Today is what the Brits would call "Bastille Day Eve". You will get a better description from Resting_Tortiose, but we have 6 bands, fireworks at midnight, and visitors and villagers on a pissup till dawn. I will join my friends and neighbours at the bar next door for a couple of drinks at about 11pm. I will then go to my rooftop terrace with my camera to view the fireworks. After I will return, with a large gin and tonic, ice, lemon and a slice of lime, to this infernal device. Sound allright to you, or do you think I'm lieing and drunk. I am neither! This is the life-the dog's bollocks-yee fuckin' har!!!

That cunt MsBehave is more irritating than a dose of crabs. Anyone have any BobMartins?

pippin wrote:

Today is what the Brits would call "Bastille Day Eve". You will get a better description from Resting_Tortiose, but we have 6 bands, fireworks at midnight, and visitors and villagers on a pissup till dawn. I will join my friends and neighbours at the bar next door for a couple of drinks at about 11pm. I will then go to my rooftop terrace with my camera to view the fireworks. After I will return, with a large gin and tonic, ice, lemon and a slice of lime, to this infernal device. Sound allright to you, or do you think I'm lieing and drunk. I am neither! This is the life-the dog's bollocks-yee fuckin' har!!!

Translation: I am a pathetic old brit, that retired to france to eat cat food because I'm poor. I'm going next door later tonight to my frog masters to see if I can suck their balls. If not, I will come home and suck the dogs balls as a substitute in my drunken stooper.

pippin wrote:

That cunt MsBehave is more irritating than a dose of crabs.

And if anyone on this site would know, it would be you,.. right dumbass?

BurnParis wrote:

pippin wrote:

Today is what the Brits would call "Bastille Day Eve". You will get a better description from Resting_Tortiose, but we have 6 bands, fireworks at midnight, and visitors and villagers on a pissup till dawn. I will join my friends and neighbours at the bar next door for a couple of drinks at about 11pm. I will then go to my rooftop terrace with my camera to view the fireworks. After I will return, with a large gin and tonic, ice, lemon and a slice of lime, to this infernal device. Sound allright to you, or do you think I'm lieing and drunk. I am neither! This is the life-the dog's bollocks-yee fuckin' har!!!

Translation: I am a pathetic old brit, that retired to france to eat cat food because I'm poor. I'm going next door later tonight to my frog masters to see if I can suck their balls. If not, I will come home and suck the dogs balls as a substitute in my drunken stooper.

You jealous, obviously boring as the inside of your house, bitch. You retain your teenage mentality. Can't stand the thought that someone can have a better quality of life. Pathetic prick. I'm off out to enjoy this balmy evening.

BurnParis wrote:

pippin wrote:

That cunt MsBehave is more irritating than a dose of crabs.

And if anyone on this site would know, it would be you,.. right dumbass?

Dumbass indeed, you dull little boy. Have you nothing else to do?