Aller aux toilettes dans l'espace requiert de l'entraînement
By Emilie Martin
Created 05/11/2010 - 11:05

En partenariat avec Ciel & Espace [1]Si aller aux toilettes est aisé sur Terre grâce à la gravité, la chose devient plus problématique en apesanteur. Sur ce point tabou, la Nasa a décidé de jouer la transparence en publiant sur sa chaîne de télévision en ligne une vidéo [2] particulièrement instructive.

On y voit les astronautes de la mission navette STS 132 [3], celle-là même dont le décollage est prévu ce 14 mai, en train de se faire briefer sur l'utilisation du petit coin.

L'un des secrets les mieux gardés du spatial y est révélé : pour ne pas manquer le trou, qui ne mesure que 10 cm de diamètre -soit trois fois moins que celui de vos toilettes terrestres-, l'équipage doit d'abord se « faire la main » sur un siège d'essai. Sous ce trône se trouve une petite vidéo reliée à un écran grâce auquel il peut vérifier l'alignement de son postérieur avec le trou. Si, si, regardez. (Voir la vidéo en anglais)


On y apprend également comment les astronautes doivent se positionner pour être à l'aise : des étriers sont à leur disposition pour caler leurs pieds, comme chez le gynécologue, tandis qu'une ceinture et des poignées leur permettent de se maintenir vissés au siège.

Pour uriner, il suffit aux astronautes (hommes ou femmes) de visser un petit tuyau adapté à leur anatomie. Tous les déchets, solides ou liquides, sont ensuite aspirés par appel d'air.

En 2007, lors d'une conférence de presse, l'astronome canadien Chris Hadfield [4] avait déjà donné une explication sans détour de l'utilisation des toilettes dans l'espace. Il avait notamment signifié que les déchets récoltés sont exposés au vide de l'espace afin de tuer toutes les bactéries, puis envoyés dans l'atmosphère afin d'y brûler.

Pensez-y la prochaine fois que vous voyez une grosse étoile filante…

mamud wrote:

Aller aux toilettes dans l'espace requiert de l'entraînement
By Emilie Martin
Created 05/11/2010 - 11:05

En partenariat avec Ciel & Espace [1]Si aller aux toilettes est aisé sur Terre grâce à la gravité, la chose devient plus problématique en apesanteur. Sur ce point tabou, la Nasa a décidé de jouer la transparence en publiant sur sa chaîne de télévision en ligne une vidéo [2] particulièrement instructive.

On y voit les astronautes de la mission navette STS 132 [3], celle-là même dont le décollage est prévu ce 14 mai, en train de se faire briefer sur l'utilisation du petit coin.

L'un des secrets les mieux gardés du spatial y est révélé : pour ne pas manquer le trou, qui ne mesure que 10 cm de diamètre -soit trois fois moins que celui de vos toilettes terrestres-, l'équipage doit d'abord se « faire la main » sur un siège d'essai. Sous ce trône se trouve une petite vidéo reliée à un écran grâce auquel il peut vérifier l'alignement de son postérieur avec le trou. Si, si, regardez. (Voir la vidéo en anglais)


On y apprend également comment les astronautes doivent se positionner pour être à l'aise : des étriers sont à leur disposition pour caler leurs pieds, comme chez le gynécologue, tandis qu'une ceinture et des poignées leur permettent de se maintenir vissés au siège.

Pour uriner, il suffit aux astronautes (hommes ou femmes) de visser un petit tuyau adapté à leur anatomie. Tous les déchets, solides ou liquides, sont ensuite aspirés par appel d'air.

En 2007, lors d'une conférence de presse, l'astronome canadien Chris Hadfield [4] avait déjà donné une explication sans détour de l'utilisation des toilettes dans l'espace. Il avait notamment signifié que les déchets récoltés sont exposés au vide de l'espace afin de tuer toutes les bactéries, puis envoyés dans l'atmosphère afin d'y brûler.

Pensez-y la prochaine fois que vous voyez une grosse étoile filante…

Armon-le-bicon a déjà du mal à chier sur terre… qu'en serait-il dans l'espace?! Comment notre société peut-elle continuer à laisser vivre de tels déchets?

virginiapatriot wrote:

You losers wish you actually had women to talk to you in person.... yet you are such losers, women on the internet mock your very existence!

Gia wrote:

LMAO "One account" Bullshit..

tozer wrote:

It wasn't the first time. Gia made me pay her $500 cell phone bill last summer. Wish I could take that one back. Her family is real big on friendship and loyalty but that somehow always involves giving them money. She's never repaid a dime.

feathers wrote:

Gia wrote:

LMAO "One account" Bullshit..

What do you think I am lying to you? Just ask the mods.

Do you really think people spend their lives making 15 post a day in this forum? I have things to do besides FF !

But now I understand the 15 posts, it's all about stalking Tozer.

Playing hard to get works much better, Gia.

tozer wrote:

virginiapatriot wrote:

You losers wish you actually had women to talk to you in person.... yet you are such losers, women on the internet mock your very existence!

You stupid idiot. You're sticking your nose in where it don't belong. Gia and I have an offline history. We met at a beach bar in New Jersey last summer. At first it was all good but the girl became totally obsessed. She was a fucking stalker. Every time I came home she'd give me the third degree and grab my hand and smell my fingers. She always claimed she smelled pussy on them. Dumb bitch didn't realize it was her own toxic musk. She was so pungent you couldn't get rid of her stink. It was impervious to soap. Even six months after our last fuck I can still get a whiff of her every now and then. Makes my eyes tear.

Anyway, ever since I broke it off with her she has been calling and texting and emailing and PMing. She keeps telling me how she's thrilled she's done with me but this message never ends. She's also sent her brother Paulie after me. The guy lives in Jersey but just happens to be shopping in my supermarket in the Bronx? Of course he tells me to give her a call. Fucking goon. He also was "short" on his shopping and asked me to loan him $50 to buy a salami. I think he and Gia have a forbidden love.

Thank God I wore a condom.

tozer wrote:

virginiapatriot wrote:

You losers wish you actually had women to talk to you in person.... yet you are such losers, women on the internet mock your very existence!

You stupid idiot. You're sticking your nose in where it don't belong. Gia and I have an offline history. We met at a beach bar in New Jersey last summer. At first it was all good but the girl became totally obsessed. She was a fucking stalker. Every time I came home she'd give me the third degree and grab my hand and smell my fingers. She always claimed she smelled pussy on them. Dumb bitch didn't realize it was her own toxic musk. She was so pungent you couldn't get rid of her stink. It was impervious to soap. Even six months after our last fuck I can still get a whiff of her every now and then. Makes my eyes tear.

Anyway, ever since I broke it off with her she has been calling and texting and emailing and PMing. She keeps telling me how she's thrilled she's done with me but this message never ends. She's also sent her brother Paulie after me. The guy lives in Jersey but just happens to be shopping in my supermarket in the Bronx? Of course he tells me to give her a call. Fucking goon. He also was "short" on his shopping and asked me to loan him $50 to buy a salami. I think he and Gia have a forbidden love.

Thank God I wore a condom.

muhad_eezbaq wrote:

These people are rediculous! New Jersey has 98% of World Heritage sites according to Unesco!

tozer wrote:


You stupid idiot. You're sticking your nose in where it don't belong. Gia and I have an offline history.

We met at a beach bar in New Jersey last summer. At first it was all good but the girl became totally obsessed. She was a fucking stalker. Every time I came home she'd give me the third degree and grab my hand and smell my fingers.

She always claimed she smelled pussy on them. Dumb bitch didn't realize it was her own toxic musk. She was so pungent you couldn't get rid of her stink. It was impervious to soap. Even six months after our last fuck I can still get a whiff of her every now and then. Makes my eyes tear.

Anyway, ever since I broke it off with her

she has been calling and texting and emailing and PMing. She keeps telling me how she's thrilled she's done with me but this message never ends. She's also sent her brother Paulie after me. The guy lives in Jersey but just happens to be shopping in my supermarket in the Bronx?

Of course he tells me to give her a call. Fucking goon. He also was "short" on his shopping and asked me to loan him $50 to buy a salami.

I think he and Gia have a forbidden love.

Thank God I wore a condom.

Gia wrote:

tozer wrote:

virginiapatriot wrote:

You losers wish you actually had women to talk to you in person.... yet you are such losers, women on the internet mock your very existence!

You stupid idiot. You're sticking your nose in where it don't belong. Gia and I have an offline history. We met at a beach bar in New Jersey last summer. At first it was all good but the girl became totally obsessed. She was a fucking stalker. Every time I came home she'd give me the third degree and grab my hand and smell my fingers. She always claimed she smelled pussy on them. Dumb bitch didn't realize it was her own toxic musk. She was so pungent you couldn't get rid of her stink. It was impervious to soap. Even six months after our last fuck I can still get a whiff of her every now and then. Makes my eyes tear.

Anyway, ever since I broke it off with her she has been calling and texting and emailing and PMing. She keeps telling me how she's thrilled she's done with me but this message never ends. She's also sent her brother Paulie after me. The guy lives in Jersey but just happens to be shopping in my supermarket in the Bronx? Of course he tells me to give her a call. Fucking goon. He also was "short" on his shopping and asked me to loan him $50 to buy a salami. I think he and Gia have a forbidden love.

Thank God I wore a condom.

Nice fictional story liar. I don't know you and don't want to. In real life you would not be able to talk ever again if you went around making up fantasy stories about complete strangers like this. You and feathers are disguting pieces of shit.

tozer wrote:

Prophet, there's a lot about the situation you don't understand. Gia's not being honest about what went down. I gave her family a lot of emotional support and financial assistance and instead of gratitude I now get insults. Forget about the psycho stalking, the weird packages she left me or the 4 AM phone calls. I escorted her brother Rudy out of jail twice. Even Gia doesn't know the extent of it. But I get it. Because she was an undesirable woman and I didn't want to continue a relationship with an angry, sexually dysfunctional and very stupid woman I'm the asshole. Fuck you.

Gia wrote:

tozer wrote:

Prophet, there's a lot about the situation you don't understand. Gia's not being honest about what went down. I gave her family a lot of emotional support and financial assistance and instead of gratitude I now get insults. Forget about the psycho stalking, the weird packages she left me or the 4 AM phone calls. I escorted her brother Rudy out of jail twice. Even Gia doesn't know the extent of it. But I get it. Because she was an undesirable woman and I didn't want to continue a relationship with an angry, sexually dysfunctional and very stupid woman I'm the asshole. Fuck you.

Are you going to continue with this insane fantasy story of yours?


You are so fucked up I can't even put it into words


You have convinced me that you are 100% completely INSANE.

Just ignore him. The more you react, the more he will fuck with you. Tozer, what you wrote was funny but you should leave her alone now. Go bash some stinks instead.


Please Fuck off and leave me alone.

I mean it! You disgust me!

idahoboy wrote:

That was wierd, did not post correctlt and will not let me edit. What I wrote was:

Just ignore him. The more you react, the more he will fuck with you. Tozer, what you wrote was funny but you should leave her alone now. Go bash some stinks instead.

Gia wrote:





Are you going to continue with this insane fantasy story of yours?


You are so fucked up I can't even put it into words


You have convinced me that you are 100% completely INSANE.


Please Fuck off and leave me alone.

I mean it! You disgust me!

Gia wrote:

You have convinced me that you are 100% completely INSANE.


Please Fuck off and leave me alone.

I mean it! You disgust me!

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